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09-07-2012, 10:46 PM
a cute nurse was looking at my erection and I watch her eyes get bigger.

09-08-2012, 03:21 AM
If your veins were as prominent as in your profile photo, I'm not surprised. They're very eye catching.

09-08-2012, 04:10 AM
I'd like a hot, kinky nurse to play with me

09-08-2012, 09:57 AM
That was merely a one-liner, dude. We wanna hear the whole story!

09-08-2012, 12:58 PM
2 men and a cute nurse came in the my room in the icu for turning service and she she saw it.

09-08-2012, 08:13 PM
I'd like to see a blog or conversation thread devoted to true stories about nurses being exposed to some of the really fine (as in "big" or "hard" or both) cocks attached to dick.net members, and what if any reactions were observed. :D

09-09-2012, 01:02 PM
Nurse looking at erection; perhaps she was holding it to insert a catheter and was waiting for it to become flaccid....luvely cock you have I would state and hold it too

09-09-2012, 08:18 PM
A cute nurse was looking at my erection and I watch her eyes get bigger.



Is that a one-liner? We're waiting for "the rest of the story" because "enquiring minds want to know." :lol:

09-09-2012, 08:25 PM
Nurse looking at erection; perhaps she was holding it to insert a catheter and was waiting for it to become flaccid....luvely cock you have I would state and hold it too

catheter? nurse used a hand held urinal on me.

09-10-2012, 09:10 AM
I remember when I was getting prepped for my vasectomy the nurse came in and gave me the option of shaving myself or having her do it. Well the thought of her hold and shaving my cock gave me such a hard-on I opted for her. She was very professional but I did think she was tugging my foreskin more than she needed too.

09-10-2012, 09:38 AM
Following a long operation, a catheter was in place for 2 weeks, it was to be inplace for 4 weeks. Yet one day it just popped out whe I had a hard sneeze. The doctor said it would not have to be reinstalled. Following several days of no urination being voided a catherization was performered to determine the amount of urine in the bladder. The nurse had to read the manual to do this procedure. the bladder was over 95% full and a catheter would have to be inserted into the urethra canal.
I have catheters inserted when drugged, never realized how long thery were and all involved to insert one. I asked her I hope you don't have to read the manual to insert that monsterous tube.
She replied she had plenty of practice, to just lie back and relax.
It was very hard to relax since this nurse had the body of a model and her uniform was painted to her body (^_~) I layed back and when she touch my penis, I had to dream I was anywhere but there, with a beautiful female holding my dick. I prayed and prayed to control my erectile reflexes.... It when in smoothly, she left the room and I wanted to masturbate, yet the urge was deflated with a tube in my pee (cum) hole: confused:

09-10-2012, 05:39 PM
I'm glad nothing like some of what's been mentioned here happened to me when I had surgery 3 years ago.
I would have been very embarrassed and ashamed for any nurse to have seen my little penis.

09-11-2012, 04:59 AM
Happened to me when I was I was young and had a full body checkup. Nurse looked very curious that time as I untied my pants and shorts. I wonder what that nurse would say if she saw me now, I have grown quite much by doing penis enlargement (http://www.nitrozyte.com).

09-12-2012, 07:47 PM
I had the opposite experience with a nurse, actually a female doctor. I had to have a full body check at the dermatologist a few years back at the university hospital. I have a very small dick when soft, less than one inch at times. I had to get undressed and put a paper robe on, I hate those things. At the university, you never know what doctor you are going to get, so in walks a young brunette. she took some history and the while she was talking to me I could feel my dick getting smaller and smaller...then the exam...she first checked me above the waist while I was sitting up..no problem...then she had me stand up and she checked the backside of me..still no problem....then she had me lay down on the table on my back. this is where it gets good...she starts talking to me and explaining what she is about to do..then she raises my gown up from the bottom and exposes my lower body...as she is checking my legs, I could feel my balls shriveling up little by little...then she proceeds to check my balls and dick...she had to stretch out my little dick to look at it and then she had me stand up and take off the gown..I was standing there stark naked...my cock was shriveled up so bad I looked like a 5 year old boy. This was the most humiliating day of my life. She then asked me to relax as she checked my cock one more time....she actually pulled it with one hand while moving it with the other..it was so small I doubt she could even imagine it hard...After the exam, a male doctor came in and he had to go through the same procedure, he was licensed and she wasn't...this was double embarassement because he asked me if I was always this small...what a day.. I hope I never have to go through that again.

03-30-2014, 10:28 PM
Was it a fuck'n male nurse? LMAO!

03-31-2014, 04:10 PM
I had the opposite experience with a nurse, actually a female doctor. I had to have a full body check at the dermatologist a few years back at the university hospital. I have a very small dick when soft, less than one inch at times. I had to get undressed and put a paper robe on, I hate those things. At the university, you never know what doctor you are going to get, so in walks a young brunette. she took some history and the while she was talking to me I could feel my dick getting smaller and smaller...then the exam...she first checked me above the waist while I was sitting up..no problem...then she had me stand up and she checked the backside of me..still no problem....then she had me lay down on the table on my back. this is where it gets good...she starts talking to me and explaining what she is about to do..then she raises my gown up from the bottom and exposes my lower body...as she is checking my legs, I could feel my balls shriveling up little by little...then she proceeds to check my balls and dick...she had to stretch out my little dick to look at it and then she had me stand up and take off the gown..I was standing there stark naked...my cock was shriveled up so bad I looked like a 5 year old boy. This was the most humiliating day of my life. She then asked me to relax as she checked my cock one more time....she actually pulled it with one hand while moving it with the other..it was so small I doubt she could even imagine it hard...After the exam, a male doctor came in and he had to go through the same procedure, he was licensed and she wasn't...this was double embarassement because he asked me if I was always this small...what a day.. I hope I never have to go through that again.

I feel for you. I dread ever being in a similar situation.

I did pluck up the courage some years ago to actually speak to a doctor about my cock size (or lack of it). Luckily it was a male doctor. He didn't know what to do so just sent me away to get my testosterone level checked, which came back normal. I knew my testosterone was OK because then (and now) my cock used to get hard just thinking about sex (which I do every few seconds).

Mine shrivels up when I'm nervous too. It can shrink to about 1 inch if it wants to but when it's that small it's just foreskin, the shaft having disappeared completely inside me. At other times it can be 3 inches when soft. I have no control over it.

03-31-2014, 07:24 PM
I had an operation on my leg back in junior high and had my whole leg in a cast. There was a drain that went in on the top of the cast and then next morning when the doctor (a woman) AND her students (2 more women and a guy) came to take it out she had to lift up my gown and finagle it she was inadvertently rubbed up against and it just took off instantly like somebody was blowing it up like a bouncy house. Never was so embarrassed.

05-13-2014, 04:06 AM
Got hard while being treated for a burn on my inner leg a few years back. When the doctor (petite, middle aged Indian) noticed the privacy paper starting to shift because of my semi she pushed it aside and went about her work telling me it was ok. I got turned on by her casual attitude and the fact she was rubbing ointment inches away from my cock so I didn't try to fight it as I could feel it rising. When she told the nurse (younger, BBW hispanic) who was looking at the door for modesty's sake (policy was that they had to have someone in the room since I was naked) to bring some bandages, I was full on. She stood there and watched the doctor tape me up so I gave her a little smile when I noticed she kept glancing at my dick. After I stuffed my erection back in my pants when the doctor was done, the nurse quickly left the room. As we talked about the drug info and pharmacy stuff the doctor started smiling more and more. I took this as a sign she liked what she saw and was trying to gauge my interest so I let her know with some friendly smiles of my own. When I was walking out I saw the nurse talking to another nurse. As I approached I could see her nipples were hard and the other one kept looking me up and down. I guess she told her what happened because the other one waved goodbye and said I should come back anytime. Hell, even the receptionist called me out by name and said goodbye.

05-13-2014, 07:01 AM
This topic reminds of when I had to go in for a testicular ultrasound once. The x-ray tech who was a super hot filipino in her early 30s and she had a very attractive brunette nurse. They had me disrobe and put a little towel over my genitals and laid on my back. One of them moved my soft cock and shifted it towards my stomach under the towel, while the other one applied this warm gel to my balls. The whole time, they were small talking me about my day and the weather etc. The whole time I was nervous of course, but the one thing I kept telling myself was not to get hard. Once they started running the wand thing over my balls...it was no hope. My cock instantly got rock hard. I looked down, and my cock tented so hard against the little towel. It was such a glorious sight! It serious looked 110% bigger than it ever was LOL. I let out a nervous "Ooops. Sorry about that", both the women giggled and the xray tech said it happens and not to worry. The fact that they were young and super attractive made it insanely erotic. The brunette nurse while taking a nice glance my erection interjected with a "sooooo...what's your thoughts of Melo coming to the Knicks?" And we all bursted out laughing. They were all both very professional and finished their job...but I can't help but store this one in my memory banks! After I got dressed, they left with a "GO KNICKS" LOL.

05-13-2014, 08:26 AM
No doubt nurses have seen plenty of men with erections so it is nothing to them and just another body part

05-14-2014, 02:12 AM
After waking up in the recovery room, still doped up, a nurse told me before I can go, I had too pee first. We'll the shit they knock me out with numbs your lower part of your torso.

After feeling a little better, I got up off the gurney still had the IV in me with the dolly and started walking around so I could piss. No luck, I almost pasted out, the nurse lead me back too the gurney and said that you have thirty minutes too pee or else, yes the fucking tube inserted up my cock :evilgrin: hell no I told her. Well, thirty minutes later, come walking in a nurse that was the twin sister too the maid on the sitcom show, " 3 in haft men " Yes guys, I like too shit !! Oh nan I said too myself !! I asked her if she brought the lube with her, just nodded her head yes. I ain't got no big cock nor I have a small cock either but that was horrible guys !! I wouldn't had mine if she was a hottie but yes she looked like the twin sister too the house maid on that TV show... Ugh :lol:

07-09-2014, 05:23 AM
No doubt nurses have seen plenty of men with erections so it is nothing to them and just another body part

I have seen Many dicks both hard and soft. Had to shave a young man of about 16 who had a testicle tumor...he was VERY hairy. I can honestly say that even thinking about sex with a patient is repulsive. Just makes me cringe. Have seen a guy get head from his girlfriend in full view of an entire ICU full of staff. As a long term professional, i would never have sex with a patient. Fantasy is one thing, but reality is totally different in my opinion.

Now, I CAN say that I have taken care of people in the past...one guy in particular...that I later met in a local bar and we played a lot, but that is a rare occurrence. :confused:

07-10-2014, 11:00 PM
I have seen Many dicks both hard and soft. Had to shave a young man of about 16 who had a testicle tumor...he was VERY hairy. I can honestly say that even thinking about sex with a patient is repulsive. Just makes me cringe. Have seen a guy get head from his girlfriend in full view of an entire ICU full of staff. As a long term professional, i would never have sex with a patient. Fantasy is one thing, but reality is totally different in my opinion.

Now, I CAN say that I have taken care of people in the past...one guy in particular...that I later met in a local bar and we played a lot, but that is a rare occurrence. :confused:

is a man doing better when penis starts getting hard in the ICU?

07-12-2014, 02:54 AM
I had a terrible experience back when i had my tonsils out. I guess they don't do tonsil removal like that now-a-days.

Anyway, After waking up I had a really sore throat. A pretty young nurse came in and asked if I had to pee. I couldnt say a word, and it hurt to even shake my head, so she lifted the covers and reached under with her plastic pitcher. Trouble is I was erect and had no way to defend myself. I hesitated, not sure what to do but tried to guide my penis into the pitcher, knowing I couldn't pee anyway. She adjusted the angle of the pitcher this way and that, to no avail.

Finally, she reached under the sheet to determine what was going wrong and suddenly turned and said, "Oh...I will come back later ok?"

I got up, went to the bathroom and pee'd all by myself without help from her or her stupid pitcher.

07-12-2014, 04:16 AM
is a man doing better when penis starts getting hard in the ICU?


Not really

07-14-2014, 06:19 PM
Hate to break it to you guys, I am married to an RN and have both heard it straight from her and her nurse friends. They have seen so many cocks, both hard and soft, and are pretty much totally blase about em. They don't give a damn about whether you are embarrassed or not either, when they see yours, it is just part of the job. We once had a few of her nurse friends over for an evening, and they got to talking about mens cocks, After seeing thousands of em, one nurse summed up all their feelings, the only one that really excites her is attached to her significant other... Once in awhile they will see one that is interesting, like totally tattooed, or been in a horrible accident, or extra-ordinarily large/deformed that it catches their attention, but they talk about it mostly in a clinical way. Occasionally my wife will mention one to me that she saw that was "interesting", but she never talks about em in a sexual way...:(


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