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08-14-2012, 07:50 AM
001. How old are you?
41

002. How often do you jack off?
nearly everday

003. With which hand
left

004. How big is your penis?
5.5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
my car

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes. Woods by my house.

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Neighbor

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Astroglide

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Stepdad. Fell asleep on my bed after doing it.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone
Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Whatever

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Used to

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
hand or tissue

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes and no. When i was younger I could lick the tip, that was it

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In front of computer

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

08-15-2012, 02:07 PM
001. How old are you? 50

002. How often do you jack off? every day

003. With which hand? both

004. How big is your penis? 11cm

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? class

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? in the bushes

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes, at the toilets

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? a friend at school

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? spit

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? by my mother

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes dick.net bullchat.nl

017. What do you usually jack off to? gay porn straight porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach, hand glass

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? can not do it

022. Where do you jack off at most? toilets

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

08-17-2012, 01:53 AM
[QUOTE=Vinnie_2008;8886]I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.


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001. How old are you? 61

002. How often do you jack off? 3x week

003. With which hand? both

004. How big is your penis?
6 inches flaccid
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? driving on the freeway

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
at a nude beach
008. Ever jacked at school?no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 7

010. How did you learn how to jack off? by accident rubbing my boner

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? abolene or coconut oil

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes, on dicknet
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes
017. What do you usually jack off to?
pics of nude guys or videos of nude guys jacking
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? sometimes on my stomach, sometimes inot the air

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes and no

022. Where do you jack off at most?
at my computer
023. Are you cut or uncut? cut, and I wish I had had a say in it.

08-17-2012, 02:42 PM
001. How old are you? 23

002. How often do you jack off? 2-3 times a week

003. With which hand? usually right

004. How big is your penis? 6.5in

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? depends on how long it's been since last jacking off

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? in a forest

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? above...on a tree, into a bush

008. Ever jacked at school? Often, especially in the library bathrooms

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? I had a sleepover birthday party, and my best friend taught me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? a little bit...if I prolong orgasm, I get a lot more

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? rarely

013. If you use lube, what do you use? lotion, baby oil, vasoline

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? my roommate walked in on me once when I was looking at porn

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yup

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? a few times

017. What do you usually jack off to? my mind

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? usually my stomach, though sometimes i masturbate and cum into a sock

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I succeeded once in high school, but not since

022. Where do you jack off at most? at the toilet

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

08-21-2012, 08:04 AM
001. How old are you? 23 going on 16.

002. How often do you jack off? 2/3 times a day.

003. With which hand? Right.

004. How big is your penis? 6 Inches.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoots out.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In some woods with a friend.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? See above.

008. Ever jacked at school? Maybe had a little tug.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? Around 11 or 12.

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Think it came naturally, just started playing with it.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? YES!

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Nah, my foreskin going over the head is enough.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Durex Play: Feel.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No, my mother has walked in just as I was 'sorting myself out' She might have known though.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn, erotic stories, talking dirty with guys on MSN.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? I used to think about my friend all the time. I've sucked him off a few times when we were younger. Man he was big... Had the occasional wet dream about him too. but not so much anymore.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Both, I have a cum rag.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I used to be able to suck my foreskin.

022. Where do you jack off at most? My bedroom.

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut.

08-22-2012, 09:18 AM
001. How old are you? - 19

002. How often do you jack off? - about 7x a week, but not on a daily basis

003. With which hand? - left hand, cause I'm left handed

004. How big is your penis? - 7inch

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? - shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? - on a hotel balcony

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? - in the woods

008. Ever jacked at school? - no (and I really don't know why. There were so many hot girls...) ;)

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? - about 13, I cant really remember

010. How did you learn how to jack off? - Taught myself and good old friend porn showed me...

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? - yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? - sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? - ...

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? - no not yet

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? - yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? - yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? - thoughts of me fucking my girlfriend

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? - hell yes, some girls are so fuckable

019. Is your semen thick or thin? - more thick than thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? - shoot on stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? - no, I haven't. Since I haven't tried, I don't know... ;)

022. Where do you jack off at most? - home

023. Are you cut or uncut? - cut

08-22-2012, 10:03 PM
001. How old are you?

20

002. How often do you jack off?

About once a day

003. With which hand?

Right unless I'm on the computer, then left

004. How big is your penis?

7.5" long and 6" aroound

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?

Shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

Gym steamroom (alone) when I was 13 or 14

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?

Yep, by a mountain lake when hiking

008. Ever jacked at school?

Yep, in the bathrooms

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?

12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?

Just figured it out I guess

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?

Yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?

Rarely, I'm uncut and I precum a lot so I don't really need it

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

Spit or actual lube

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

Roommates in college, little brother when younger

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

No

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

No

017. What do you usually jack off to?

My imagination

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

Sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?

Medium, I guess

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

Usually onto myself (but it usually hits my chest and sometimes face or over the shoulder)

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?

Hasn't everybody? I could juuuuuust barely lick the tip.

022. Where do you jack off at most?

In bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?

Uncut

08-27-2012, 06:01 AM
001. How old are you?
32
002. How often do you jack off?
5 times a week
003. With which hand?
right
004. How big is your penis?
16cm / 6in
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
railway engine
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
park or
008. Ever jacked at school?
shore
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
14
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
newspaper
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
yes
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
no
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
nothing
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
not yet
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
not yet
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes
017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn / webcam
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
sometimes
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
yes
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I tried it / unfortunately, I can not
022. Where do you jack off at most?
videos
023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut

08-30-2012, 11:24 AM
001. How old are you? 31

002. How often do you jack off? almost every day

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 15cm

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? toilets at work

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? forest

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? don't remember :)

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? no

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? no

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? regularly

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn, fantasies

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach or toilet paper

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes, but I cannot

022. Where do you jack off at most? shower

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

08-30-2012, 11:55 PM
001. How old are you? 37.

002. How often do you jack off? At least ones a day.

003. With which hand? Left and right.

004. How big is your penis? 7" erect.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? At work.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? On the bike, in the forrest, by the river.

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? Must be at the age of 12.

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Autodidact

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? When i'm very horny i get more.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Oil

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Mom.....

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? No i haven't.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes.

017. What do you usually jack off to? All porn.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Mostly not.:D

019. Is your semen thick or thin? In the middle.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? On my stomach.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? tried once, could just touch my foresking with my tongue. :tonguewag:

022. Where do you jack off at most? In bed and at the desk.

023. Are you cut or uncut? I am uncut.

Gee that whas a long questionneer! But fun to fill in!
Thnx for this one Vinnie!

09-01-2012, 06:17 PM
001. How old are you?
23
002. How often do you jack off?
sometimes
003. With which hand?
right
004. How big is your penis?
7 1/2 inches
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
ooze
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
sister and her husband room
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
no
008. Ever jacked at school?
no
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
14 or 15
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
my cousin mentioned he did it and felt great
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
no
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
spit and cum
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
dont use it
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yeah like 3 or 4
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes, definitely
017. What do you usually jack off to?
a nice big dick stroking hard or seeing a guy get plowed
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
a bit awkward lol, no
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
its runs down on my dick and balls
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yeah and got my head in my mouth but never tried again
022. Where do you jack off at most?
my room, usually grinding on my bed
023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

09-02-2012, 06:16 AM
001. How old are you? 52

002. How often do you jack off? depends

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 15cm

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? office

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? beach / camping site

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? found out myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? seldom

013. If you use lube, what do you use? oil

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? almost

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? see profile

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? more than once

017. What do you usually jack off to? movie, cam

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? female

019. Is your semen thick or thin? in between

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? depends

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no, no

022. Where do you jack off at most? behind my desk

023. Are you cut or uncut? i have a foreskin!

09-03-2012, 07:01 PM
001. How old are you? 53

002. How often do you jack off? Four times a week.

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis? 7.5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? While driving

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? No

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? On my own

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Vaseline

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? No

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? No

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? In a towel

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? No, wish I could

022. Where do you jack off at most? Bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

09-10-2012, 09:36 AM
001. How old are you?
24

002. How often do you jack off?
once or twice a day

003. With which hand?
right

004. How big is your penis?
5.5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
movie theater

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
in the woods

008. Ever jacked at school?
yea, to get rid of an unwanted erection lol

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
13

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
trial and error lol
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
sometimes yea

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
used to, but not usually

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
N/A

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no, thank god

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yea

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
a few times

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn or just staring at my own penis sometimes will do the trick

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
not really

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
usually into something, but when i dont i shoot past my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
tried? yes, can i? no.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
my room

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

09-12-2012, 08:07 PM
Oh man, such memories this brings up. And anticipation of more cam to cam masturbation with either another man or a woman.

001. How old are you? 65

002. How often do you jack off? At least once, frequently twice per day

003. With which hand? Primarily right hand

004. How big is your penis? Average 4-4.5 soft and 5-5.5 hard with 4.5 girth

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Usually ooze but sometimes a shot if I’m really rested and have missed a couple of days.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Women’s restroom at college - door between women and men sides locked at night but man it was a rush. Did it once in women’s restroom at my office – that was very scary. Locks to outside doors are quite loud so might have escaped if woman came into the building but it would have been close. That was really pretty stupid and scary as hell.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? In farmers fields around our apartment.

008. Ever jacked at school? Sure, lots of times

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? Probably about 11 or 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? A friend in my class showed me in hayloft of barn at his house.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Not normally.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? In shower I use soap or conditioner.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Out of shower I sometimes use Astrolube or hand lotion

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Wife “caught” me a few times – when I was going solo and she wasn’t helping out.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes I have - several

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Started a month ago and now I’ve done it several times – a really exciting (erotic) adventure that I look forward to.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Use to be pictures, then porn on television, then porn on Internet. Now while watching other guys jack off on web cams. Once with a female jilling herself on web cam – that was hot!

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Used to fantasize about some of my female friends and former girl friends.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Normally thin.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Both. Depends on how I’m feeling.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I gave it a try a couple of times and didn’t even come close to success.

022. Where do you jack off at most? Most often in my bedroom at night.

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

09-14-2012, 10:54 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.

001. How old are you?
47

002. How often do you jack off?
pretty much every day

003. With which hand?
right - if I use it sometimes just pretend I'm fucking

004. How big is your penis?
8"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Depends on how I work it. Mostly shoot.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
bathroom on a cruise ship

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes, in or by the pool

008. Ever jacked at school?
school no, work yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
6th grade

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Dude, that shit just comes naturally!

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Usually. I get hard quickly but like to take my time so it's unavoidable.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Occasionaly, usually not. Extra mess. lol

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
My favorite is the falcon lube. Lasts the longest.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Once by my buddy in junior high, but then he joined in.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yup, posted 2.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
no

017. What do you usually jack off to?
my imagination

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes actually

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
completly depends on the time between jacking

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
always shoot on myself, mostly goes higher than the stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes and yes

022. Where do you jack off at most?
in my bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut :-) ;-) :-) !

09-23-2012, 03:20 PM
1 how old are you-45 almost 46
2 how often do you jerk off- most nights
3 which hand- mi mano derecha
4 how big- 8.75" long
5 shoot or ooze- depends on how horny I am or how many nutty I've busted already.
6 weirdest place- Griffith Park
8 ever jacked off at school- yes
9 how old when first ejaculated- 11
10 how did you learn- self taught
11 precum- depends
12 lube- rarely
13 what kind of lube - Wet or Vasseline when I do use it
14 caught- yes brother, mother and cops
15 made a video- yes and will make another one day in the future taking dick & sucking dick and maybe getting my ass fucked really good and deeply
16 webcam- not recently
17 what do you jerk to- porn, pix of Tonex & other delicious men with humongous dicks
18 ever think of friends- no
19 thick or thin semen- thick
20 shoot- into tissue or napkin from Starbucks
21 self suck- i used to lick and suck the head. Haven't tried now in my 40's
22 where do you jerk the most- bed
23 cut or uncut- cut

09-25-2012, 09:47 PM
001. How old are you? 18

002. How often do you jack off? 1-2 times a day

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 6 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? ooze if it's not pulled back

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? my friends house while he was sleeping

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? No

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? My dad bought a movie for me and he accidentally put a porn movie in there and I guess he put the dvd in the case while he was watching the movie and accidentally kept it in there. So I watched it and I saw a girl jacking a guy off and I did the same and I felt the best feeling ever! I still remember that I was naked sitting in my beanbag jacking off ;)

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? A little bit

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yeah

013. If you use lube, what do you use? KY

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yeah by my dad, he walked and and he kept talking to me while I was curled up trying to hide :p

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yeah I have an xtube account

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yeah

017. What do you usually jack off to? Homemade porn vids

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yeah ;)

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick sometimes but usually thin kinda

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Sometimes I cum in a sock and sometimes I cum on my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yeah I can if I try hard enough

022. Where do you jack off at most? In my room

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut

09-26-2012, 09:45 PM
001. How old are you?
33

002. How often do you jack off?
I average 5 to 6 times a week

003. With which hand?
Right 90%, left 10%

004. How big is your penis?
6" long, 5" circumference

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
sometimes shoot, sometimes ooze. Depends on how recent I've shot, how much liquid I've recently had and how turned on I am.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Florida, on the beach at night time.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes ;) see 005

008. Ever jacked at school?
High School? Never. College? A lot.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
13

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
On accident -- was in the bathtub with lots of soap and it both felt good to rub it and 'painful'. Then the pain went all away and life was clear ;)

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Sometimes - depends on how long I'm jackin'

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Sometimes. Silk lube is AWESOME

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Silk. Soap in the shower.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
My dad almost caught me once.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Fantasy, Xtube, cams of people.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
YES.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thick.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Varies. Most often onto a towel.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I have tried. I was successful much younger (18-20). Not so much now.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
Home

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

09-27-2012, 03:27 PM
001. How old are you? 29

002. How often do you jack off? twice a week

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 6.5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot then ooze a lil

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? school

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? nope

008. Ever jacked at school? yep lol

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 10

010. How did you learn how to jack off? porn

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? no

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? shampoo or spit

013. If you use lube, what do you use? armor guard water based lube

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yep

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yep

017. What do you usually jack off to? my horniness

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? no

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick and every blue moon its thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? depends where i am

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? i have i i can only lick the tip

022. Where do you jack off at most? restroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

09-30-2012, 06:19 AM
Answering as you requested:

001. How old are you? 58

002. How often do you jack off? At least once a day.

003. With which hand? Left

004. How big is your penis? 6.5 inches when it's hard.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Short spurts.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Bathroom at work.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, in my own back yard.

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes, back in Junior High.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? With friends

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? No, only a small amount of precum.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes, Usually.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? KY

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yes, by my wife, a girlfriend once and by a room mate.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes! Many.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes, several times.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn and pictures on the web.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? No.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Prety thick.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? I shoot wherever my cock is pointing.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes, not since I was 19.

022. Where do you jack off at most? Lately, at the computer,

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut.

09-30-2012, 08:46 AM
1. 56
2. 3 times a week
3. Left hand
4. Not sure , 6.5 to 7 inches
5. a couple of squirts
6. In a restaurant's bathroom
7. In a public park
8. No
9. 12
10. My best friend showed me the ropes
11. It depends , i am really horny and haven't masturbated for a few days , i got a lot . On a normal day , a fair amount .
12. No , i am uncut
13. n/a
14. yes by a stranger while i was j/o outside
15. No , but i am planning to
16. Yes , but not to completion
17. Porn on the web
18. Sometimes i do , imagining what their could look like .
19. Mostly thin
20. Stomach and Chest
21. Tried , but never could , i am as flexible as a bar of metal !
22. In front of the computer ..aarrgghhh
23. Uncut

09-30-2012, 08:51 PM
001. How old are you? 27

002. How often do you jack off? Three or four times a day

003. With which hand? A little of both!

004. How big is your penis? 6.5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Halfway between the two.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Nowhere 'weird' really.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Used to a lot when younger, in the woods.

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? First signs around 11.

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Washing in the bath. Suddenly felt different.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Usually yes.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? No. I make my own :)

013. If you use lube, what do you use? N/A

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? No.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? A couple of times.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Nothing.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? No.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Fairly thick.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Always on the stomach.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Sadly not.

022. Where do you jack off at most? In bed or in the shower.

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut.

10-03-2012, 12:50 PM
001. How old are you?
37

002. How often do you jack off?
Everyday, twicw or three times a day.

003. With which hand?
The right one.

004. How big is your penis?
16cm.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Sometimes it shoots, sometimes, oozes.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
At the University.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Never.

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
I don't remember... Maybe 12...

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
My penis asked me for some care and, then, I did it...

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Not so much.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
No.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
-

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Yes, by afriend in the university but as I was behind a big table, he acted as he hadn't seen me!

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
In my bedroom.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Of course!!!!

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thin.


020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Overf my bed.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
No, I can't do it (but I'd love to!).

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In my bedroom.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut (and I prefer cut guys).

10-07-2012, 10:02 PM
001. How old are you?
I'm 25.

002. How often do you jack off?
At least once a day, if not twice. Sometimes 3 or 4, if I'm extra horny.

003. With which hand?
Left, but I'm right-handed.

004. How big is your penis?
I'm about 8" (~20 cm) long, and 6.5-7" (~16-18 cm) around.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
I shoot, with great force, far enough to consistently hit the headboard above me when lying down. Figure a good 4-5' (1-2 m). That is, if I shot in bursts.

When I get really horny, and have a lot of stimulation, I'll ejaculate in a continuous stream which doesn't go as far (maybe up to my shoulder when sitting), but is several ounces in volume (4 oz / 120 mL).

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
My friend's house. I had a crush on him and sniffed his boxers. ;)

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Boy scout camp!

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yep. Sometimes you need to just get it out, you know?

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Pre-pubescent. No ejaculate.

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
It just felt good, then one day, I orgasmed and was pleasantly surprised by it!

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Only when I'm really horny, or jack off for more than 20 minutes at a time.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Foreskin is amazing ;).

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Warming jelly, occasionally. It's messy.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Not to my knowledge.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yep.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yep!

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Pornography, mostly. :P Anything, really. I love femdom and BDSM. I also love sissies and twins. And straight up pussy-pounding. And pegging. And cum-slurping. And anything else that involves hot naked people. ;)

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Yeah, a few of them, both sexes.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Depends, usually it's on the thicker side, but delightfully easy-to-swallow. Trust me, I should know.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Usually I catch it in my foreskin with my fingers pinching it off, that way I can get up and use the bathroom and unload there. Otherwise, I'll shoot it everywhere, and enjoy the feeling!

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yep. Nope.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
Bed.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut, and damn proud of it!

10-10-2012, 09:32 AM
001. How old are you? 24

002. How often do you jack off? twice a day

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? about 7" long and 5.5" thick at the base

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? normally shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? in a field

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? in a field and in a forest

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12 or 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? found porn online

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? hav to keep wipin it off

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? if im using a fleshlight

013. If you use lube, what do you use? super slick lube

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? pornhub

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? only if were sextin

019. Is your semen thick or thin? middle

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? always on my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no and no

022. Where do you jack off at most? on my bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

10-11-2012, 04:35 AM
001. How old are you?
24

002. How often do you jack off?
Maybe around 5-6 times a day

003. With which hand?
My right hand

004. How big is your penis?
5.9 inches long and 5.5 inches around

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
The first squirtz shoots and then maybe 4-5 squirtz ooze out

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
My friends kitchen

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes, in the woods. Outside of my school and at a restingplace along the highway

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes several times, ones under my desk in class and then in the bathroom

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
8 maybe

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
By myself I guess

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Yes, I have a lot of precum so it stains my boxers when I get horny

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Babyoil or normal lube

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Friends, my neighbour and dad

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes, several. Mostly when I was younger cause I posted on Xtube but
now I only do it for my boyfriend

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Several times when I was younger. Now not so much but it happens sometimes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn or sex stories

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Yes it happens

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Depends, sometimes its really thick and gooey and sometimes a bit thin
but never really runny.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Mostly on my stomach but sometimes I shoot into my boxerbriefs or a sock.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes but I couldn't really manage

022. Where do you jack off at most?
My bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut

10-11-2012, 12:26 PM
001. How old are you?

39

002. How often do you jack off?
just about every day

003. With which hand?
left

004. How big is your penis?
6.75"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
noplace weird

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
driving

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
practice :D

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
not as much as I'd like, but some

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
albolene

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
yea. wife. mom...

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
cams. jo vids. lots of diff porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
no

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
in my hand

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes. no :(

022. Where do you jack off at most?
in my home office

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

10-19-2012, 08:05 PM
001. How old are you?
46

002. How often do you jack off?
Two or three times a week.

003. With which hand?
Right hand. I have a right leaning curve. :)

004. How big is your penis?
In between 9 and 10 inches. The curve makes it hard to measure.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoot.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
At work in the restroom.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Never have.

008. Ever jacked at school?
Never have.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
11 or 12 years old.

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
When it just happened by accident.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Oh yes!

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Nope. Never.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Precum.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Never caught.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
No.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes. Numerous times.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Most of the time. Nothing. Use my mind only.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Lots of times.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thick and creamy.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Shoot into an old sock.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I can come close. I need to get another 6 inches closer.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In bed.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut.

10-20-2012, 06:55 PM
001. How old are you?
20

002. How often do you jack off?
twice a day

003. With which hand?
left

004. How big is your penis?
i havent measured recently

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
it really depends. ive seen it do both

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
i often jack off at public restrooms. its a huge turn on for me

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
often. i enjoy secretly masturbating in parks

008. Ever jacked at school?
multiple times

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
14

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
12

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
not really

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
lotion

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
lotion

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
once, by my girlfriend :P

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
only on this website for the wide audience

017. What do you usually jack off to?
thoughts of acquaintances

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
often

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
no, but perhaps thats because i usually jack laying on my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes, unfortunately, i cannot

022. Where do you jack off at most?
in my bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut, unfortunately

10-22-2012, 03:00 PM
001. How old are you?
38

002. How often do you jack off?
almost every day

003. With which hand?
right

004. How big is your penis?
7.5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
work bathroom, side of the highway

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes, some random country road


008. Ever jacked at school?
yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
11? maybe 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
my cousin taught me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
occasionally

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
not often

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
n/a

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
the awkward roommate walk in

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
once, wish I didn't delete it

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
nope

017. What do you usually jack off to?
straight porn, sometimes tranny porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
once or twice:lol:

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thin, mostly

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
ooze on my hand

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
when I was much youger I could reach the tip, have not tried in a long time

022. Where do you jack off at most?
at home

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

10-23-2012, 03:32 AM
001. How old are you?
I'm 23.

002. How often do you jack off?
Not very often, maybe once or twice a week if I do it a lot. I look at a lot of "porn" though. Tumblr and the like.

003. With which hand?
Both, not at the same time though. I cum even faster than usually when I use my right hand though. :o

004. How big is your penis?
Just about 14cm/5.5in when hard.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoots. Far.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
In my parents living room, while they were there, into my pants. <.<

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
No, I tried going outside naked once but got too scared, exciting though. :P

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes, in the bathrooms.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Around 12 maybe, but I played with myself and had orgasms from around age 8 or so.

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
By exploring myself. ;)

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
No, almost none unless I edge a lot.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Just soap in the shower when I feel like it.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
I don't, feels weird actually.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Almost, by my host dad when I studied in Australia, there was no lock on the door!

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Stories and pictures.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
A few times..

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Kind of in the middle I think? :P

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Usually don't do it on myself.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Tried and can't.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
At home.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut, wish I was cut though.

10-23-2012, 08:58 PM
001. How old are you?
21

002. How often do you jack off?
At LEAST once a day

003. With which hand?
if I'm using lotion - left
dry - both

004. How big is your penis?
about 6 inches, but very thick

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoots once or twice, then oozes

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
outside the bedroom door while listening to my best friend having sex

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
I'm sure I have, but can't remember specifically

008. Ever jacked at school?
Lots of times

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Probably 11ish

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
I was humping the bed pretending it was my hot best friend when I suddenly felt my cum all over me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
No

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Rarely

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Hand lotion

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
not blatantly, but it was probably pretty obvious!

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn or thinking about hot guys in my life

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
All the time

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Medium

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Into something

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes, can't do it :(

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In front of the computer or in the bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

10-24-2012, 07:36 AM
001. How old are you?
53
002. How often do you jack off?
At LEAST once a day

003. With which hand?
if I'm using lotion - left
dry - both

004. How big is your penis?
about 6 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoots once or twice, then oozes

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked
swiming pool ful of people
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
everywhere, vacant lots, bushes, beaches , parks , mostly,
008. Ever jacked at school?
Lots of times

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Probably 11ish

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
jacking and playing with my best friend, we were both very horny lottle boys
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
usually if im very turned on , generally no
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
not latley have used all kinds of things when young
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
vaseline or olive oil
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
not blatantly, but it was probably pretty obvious! cousin

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
no
017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn or thinking about times in my life

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
All the time

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Medium

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Into something

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes, can't do it

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In front of the computer or in the bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut
:D

10-29-2012, 09:23 PM
001. How old are you?
21
002. How often do you jack off?
Almost every day
003. With which hand?
Both
004. How big is your penis?
4.75"
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Depends on how worked up I am
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
School bathroom, unsuccessfully
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
In car*
008. Ever jacked at school?
School bathroom, unsuccessfully
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
10?
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Looked at a book on puberty for boys, followed instructions
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Depends on how horny I am
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Usually
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Gun Oil or Astroglide. Would def recommend the former over the latter.
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Brother, some close calls by mom
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yeah
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yepper
017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porno videos
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Recently my boyfriend
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Usually thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Onto whatever catches it
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes/No
022. Where do you jack off at most?
In my bedroom
023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut

*Always with a partner, so I guess it would count as having sex rather than just jacking off? :P

11-02-2012, 04:45 AM
001. How old are you? - 20

002. How often do you jack off? - About 4 times a week

003. With which hand? - Right

004. How big is your penis? - Around 6 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? - Both although usually one spurt then ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? - In a tent, next to a sleeping friend

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? - Yes, secluded areas near where I live

008. Ever jacked at school? - Yes, in the toilet stall regularly

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? - 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? - Tried after hearing about it from friends.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? - no

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? - nope

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? - I think so, I am certain a friend watched me through the slightly open door, but never said anything.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? - yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? - I used to, a lot. Great fun :)

017. What do you usually jack off to? - ermmm..... nothing really

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? - no

019. Is your semen thick or thin? - pretty thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? - onto my stomach, it's more fun

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? - I used to be able to

022. Where do you jack off at most? - Recently, in the car, it's the only place I get "privacy"

023. Are you cut or uncut? - cut

11-03-2012, 05:20 AM
001. How old are you? 68

002. How often do you jack off? I play with my cock almost every day but I practice, "edging" and don't always cum every day.

003. With which hand? both

004. How big is your penis? 4 inches in length when hard and 4.5 inches in girth

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? oozes now but shot out when I was younger

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Underwater at the lake with other swimmers nearby

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? In the woods

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? don't remember but thought that having to clean up the cum was a real inconvenience.

010. How did you learn how to jack off? From a little friend of the same age

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Vaseline

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Vaseline

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? mother when I was little

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? vids, pix or just my imagination

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? both depends on the situation

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? oh yes but never succeded

022. Where do you jack off at most? anywhere I can get privacy but lately it's mostly at the computer watching others enjoy themselves

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

11-03-2012, 07:05 PM
001. How old are you?
22
002. How often do you jack off?
Daily, once or several times
003. With which hand?
Mostly my left, but I use my right often
004. How big is your penis?
18cm long, 14 cm around
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
I shoot forceful and far. Watery consistency, not thick n creamy
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Campground shower, I was 16 years old. no one was around
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes, in the woods and on a beach
008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes, when I was staying in the dorms
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
11
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
I was rubbing my penis when all the sudden I felt really wonderful
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
If I edge without lube, hell yeah
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Besides actual lube and lotion I've tried a banana peel and one time I found a straight friend's used condom with his load in it, used his cum
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Silicone lube, water based dries out too fast when I edge forever.
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
No
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yeah I got a cumshot video on my profile
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes all the time, sites like gayruleta and camtogays
017. What do you usually jack off to?
Bareback gay porn
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Sure
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thin
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Sometimes aim for belly but it shoots on my face, the wall behind me..everywhere lol. Sometimes I cum on a towel. Depends.
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes.. and unfortunately no. This made me want to try it again.
022. Where do you jack off at most?
Anywhere in my room/bathroom
023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

11-06-2012, 02:24 PM
1. 27

2. Daily, depends, 2-5 xs day. Although jerk off more when lacking sleep!

3.Use my right hand, left doesn't seem to rub the spot as well

4. Dick is ~ 6.5 in, honestly never measured girth, though is thick

5.More than often my seman oozes out, but when very eroused and great orgasm it shoot

6.Weirdest place I've jerked off at was in a lecture. Very few people and I was way in back by myself, rubed it though my sweat pants, mind you it was dark :)

7.jacked off in numerous woods and sitting in my back yard

8.obviously in lecture, and started in jr high on bathroom. A lot during swimming in changing room after seeing all the other boys naked, boy there were a lot of nice cocks!

9. I think I was 13yrs old first time

10.Actually I learned to jerk off from my older cousin, he told me about it and he jerked me off for first time. It was a weird feeling but felt extremely Awsome like nothing I've ever felt before.

11. I don't get much pre cum unless been playing with it for while hard.

12. Used normal lubes, veg oil, lotion, tanning oils shower soaps, spit, anything that will pretty much work at the time of need!

13.astro glide, hot motion lotion, baby oil etc.....

14.yes I was about 14 my sister walked in to my room while me and my freind were jerking each other off, we used to do that at younger age. She never said one thing like ahe didmt see it.
15.Yes a few. Couple on here.

16.Yes mainly jerk off with others on Skype, guys from showyourdicl.org

17.Jerk off to gay porn, blow job, jerking off sometime bareback but only like to see from underneath, when balls bouncing back n forth and shaft beneath the sac.......also jerk to M/F porn.

18. Not so much now maybe when younger

19.Thick

20.Shoot on my hand and in shower aim for bottom of tub.

21.Yes plenty of times very close but not quite, maybe if lost 10lbs

22.Jerk off most in shower, or I get horney while driving often I use public bathrooms.

23.I am cut, although wish wasn't. Seems un cut have advantage of access skin for mor pleasure over the head of dick?' am I right?!

11-14-2012, 09:11 PM
001. How old are you? 35

002. How often do you jack off? Twice a week

003. With which hand? Both

004. How big is your penis? 7"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Both

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? While driving

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Lots. Beach, river, woods, etc

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Just by playing with my cock.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Sometimes.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Wet

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Can't remember

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Ys

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Average

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Both

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes and no

022. Where do you jack off at most? The bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

11-15-2012, 03:49 AM
001. How old are you? 67 years

002nd How often do you jerk off? 27100 times in 59 years.

003rd With which hand? right

004th How big is your penis? 13.5 cm

005th Does your cum shoot or mud? Fliest out

006th Where is the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007th Always jacked off outdoors? Where?

008th Jacked already in school? Yes, under During the othing.

009th How old were you ejaculate for the first time? 13 years

010th How did you learn how to jerk off? Of older friends

011th You get a lot of precum when you are jackin off?

012th Ever use anything for lube oil to the jack? yes

013th If you use a lubricant, you know what? butter

014th Always been caught jackin off? If so, by whom? no

015th Ever made a video of himself Jackin off? no

016th Always jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017th What do you usually masturbate? alone

018th Ever think about all your friends, if you are Jack? This is good.

019th Is your semen thick or thin? medium

020th Do you shoot on your stomach or something? no

021st Ever tried to suck himself? Can you? no

022nd Where do you jerk off the most?

023rd Are you cut or uncut? uncut

024 When they started with the masturbation? 9 years
:)

11-17-2012, 07:03 PM
001. How old are you?
24
002. How often do you jack off?
2-3 times per day
003. With which hand?
Right usually, but I can use the left just as well.
004. How big is your penis?
About 7.5 inches and kinda thick
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoots! lol
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Um an empty classroom at my school.
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Actually I never have, I guess. Wait does a swimming pool count? Then yes!
008. Ever jacked at school?
Lol see above, yes.
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Ummm 10 I think?
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Saw pictures on the slow internet and videos my friends parents had.
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Yeah usually.
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Not usually but sometimes lotion or lube.
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
KY?
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Kinda but I always hide it before they realize.
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes.
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes.
017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn with lots of nice dicks ;)
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Not really.
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Pretty thick.
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Both, usually stomach.
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes, and only the very tip...
022. Where do you jack off at most?
My room!
023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut.

11-18-2012, 05:41 AM
001. How old are you?
59

002. How often do you jack off?
daily...some days just edge all day.

003. With which hand?
both

004. How big is your penis?
6"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
while driving my 18 wheeler

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
in the woods.

008. Ever jacked at school?
no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
friend showed me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
oh yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Astroglide Gel

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Caught no, jacked in front of others, yes.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
no

017. What do you usually jack off to?
video clips on the computer, pics of dicks

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
oh yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
both

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
in my hand or on tissue in front of the mirror

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
no...If I could do that I would never leave home! lol

022. Where do you jack off at most?
at the computer

023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut

11-18-2012, 06:32 AM
001. How old are you?
33

002. How often do you jack off?
2-3 times a day

003. With which hand?
both

004. How big is your penis?
5.8 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
depends

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
in a park

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes, in a park, nearby a motorway

008. Ever jacked at school?
no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
14

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
from friends

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
a little

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
depends

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
depends

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes, no

022. Where do you jack off at most?
at home

023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut

11-23-2012, 09:43 AM
001. How old are you? 43 yrs old

002. How often do you jack off? At least once a day

003. With which hand? My right hand

004. How big is your penis? 7Inches (17.78cm) In Length......5 & 3 Quarters (13.97cm) In Girth/Width...

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Both

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? School Closet

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? @ recreational parks

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes, a few times

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 14yrs old

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Just naturally happened

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Just my saliva

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Astroglide

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? My ex wifes cousin

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Many

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? No, not yet

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn, Pics, and my imagination

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes, all the time

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? On my stomach and everywhere it wants to go....lolz....

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes, Ive tried and no i cant

022. Where do you jack off at most? My home

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

11-23-2012, 09:56 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?51

002. How often do you jack off?everyday

003. With which hand?both

004. How big is your penis?7

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?in my car on the road

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?yes, everywhere

008. Ever jacked at school?no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?12?

010. How did you learn how to jack off?preachers son

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?a fair amount

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?baby oil, spit

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?yes, the old man next door

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?no

017. What do you usually jack off to?porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?no

019. Is your semen thick or thin?thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?yes, no

022. Where do you jack off at most?home

023. Are you cut or uncut?cut. and i think i've seen this before just don't no where...........

11-23-2012, 11:14 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?

002. How often do you jack off?

003. With which hand?

004. How big is your penis?

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?

008. Ever jacked at school?

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?

010. How did you learn how to jack off?

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

017. What do you usually jack off to?

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

019. Is your semen thick or thin?

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?

022. Where do you jack off at most?

023. Are you cut or uncut?

1. 21 years old.

2. 3-4 times a day.

3. Both, but mainly right.

4. 7.5 x 6 inches.

5. Shoots out pretty hard. ;)

6. School bathrooms.

7. Yes, outside the balcony of my hotel room at myrtle beach at night.

8. Yep.

9. 12 I believe.

10. Always did it when I was younger, but I had no idea it was actually jerking off haha.

11. Now and then. Whenever I get really excited.

12. Sometimes lotion or actual lube.

13. Lube.

14. Not yet.

15. Yes. Its in my profile. ;)

16. All the time.

17. Porn, or imagination, or showing off on webcam.

18. Sometimes my best friend. ;)

19. Quite thick.

20. Stomach and chest area usually.

21. Ive tried but I cant :(

22. Bedroom.

23. Cut.

11-24-2012, 04:49 AM
1. 21 years old.

2. 3-4 times a day.

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11-30-2012, 07:55 PM
001. How old are you?
52

002. How often do you jack off?
daily

003. With which hand?
left

004. How big is your penis?
6 to 6.5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
In a tree as a boy.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes! woods, street, park, field, beach, etc...

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes, in the bathroom stall

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
self taught

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
lots!

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
olive oil is my fav.. lasts a long time and makes my cock shiny

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
yes, mom, jogger in the woods, car a night

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
no, but might try it soon

017. What do you usually jack off to?
dicknet, big tits, image fap

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
yes and yes

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
many times.. sadly no

022. Where do you jack off at most?
at computer, in shower, in woods

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

12-01-2012, 10:12 PM
001. How old are you?
37

002. How often do you jack off?
6 to 18 times a week

003. With which hand?
right hand

004. How big is your penis?
told it is about 6

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze
ooze most of the time, but if im being fucked, it shoots.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
sitting outside of a fuckbuddies house while waiting for his girlfriend to leave for work
and her son to leave for school.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes. use to jack off when i sunbathed at my parents house.

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
5

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
parents had swinging parties when i was a kid, use to play x movies and i would see them

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
no.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
astroglide or spit.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
twice. first time by my sister when i was in the shower, 2nd time in a bathroom stall in a casino hotel, by one of the Janitors, he sawe me through the door frame gap and watched.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
a was put in a jack off video, and also pics were published.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
guys getting the hell fucked out of them.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes, and ex co-workers/bosses

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
i jerk off usually in my shorts, and usually cum in them too, or up my stomach.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
no.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
my couch.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut.
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12-03-2012, 11:43 PM
001. How old are you?
35

002. How often do you jack off?
Usually daily (usually once, for an hour or longer. I used to go for multiple quickies but I prefer a more leisurely, intense, prolonged bate)

003. With which hand?
Left

004. How big is your penis?
About 6" x 5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
If I edge, it shoots far.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Darkroom at an old print shop I worked at, when the boss was out to lunch.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
No, sadly

008. Ever jacked at school?
Not outside of the dorm.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
I think I was 12.

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
When I realized rubbing my cock felt good, I started doing it. A lot. The first time I had an orgasm (dry) I thought I was having a heart attack! When I realized that was actually just intense pleasure, I started stroking as often as possible...

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
A pretty good amount.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Yes.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Albolene.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Nope.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Oh, yes. A lot.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
I love bareback gay porn. Any gay porn with hot, hairy, masculine men, really. Or other cams, or phone.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Sometimes.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
It's somewhere in the middle. If I haven't shot in a long time (which is several days for me) it tends to be heavier and thicker, but the last few shots are usually runny.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
I shoot all over myself -- stomach, chest, over the shoulder, face sometimes.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I used to be able to lick the tip, but those days are long gone.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
My home office is equal parts work space and masturbatorium.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

12-04-2012, 02:19 PM
001. How old are you?
27

002. How often do you jack off?
At least once a day, but I can edge for hours.

003. With which hand?
I'm a righty.

004. How big is your penis?
About six and a half inches.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
More of an ooze than a shoot, but I get a couple spurts.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Assuming the urinal at work isn't weird, I'd have to say either in the woods when I was hiking or in a janitor's closet.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes. Hiking in the woods.

008. Ever jacked at school?
Isn't that what the handicapped stalls are for?

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Probably 14?

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
A friend's dad had porn that we came across, we watched it and just mimicked the guy cumming at the end.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
I get plenty, if I sit and read the forums or erotica without touching myself, there's usually a mess in my boxers.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Other than my precum, I use the KY Warming Touch stuff. AMAZING.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Lol. See question 012.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Yes. And my mom, my college roommate, my ex-girlfriend, and that's probably it?

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
I have not.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Indeed. Was just an omegle/imeetzu/chatroulette type thing.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Pretty much whatever really, so long as it's not BSDM or cock and ball torture.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Who hasn't!

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Depends on the day, but I want to say thin.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Both? Sometimes I just let if fly where it may other times it's into a sock.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I've tried it, but to no success.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
Work? Home? Bathroom? Living room? I spread it around.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut.

12-09-2012, 11:33 PM
001. How old are you?
23

002. How often do you jack off?
daily

003. With which hand?
ambidextrous

004. How big is your penis?
about 7"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot like a rocket

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
in class

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes. in front of my neighbors house

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
drying myself after a shower

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
only when i edge

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
lotion or vaseline

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
yes, my brother once

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
no

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn or sexy pics

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
once or twice

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
i just let it fly

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
who hasn't and no

022. Where do you jack off at most?
my bedroom

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

12-10-2012, 02:08 AM
Might have gone to the trouble if the thread weren't titled in "ebonics".

12-13-2012, 10:38 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you? 51

002. How often do you jack off? 3-4 times a week

003. With which hand? Right



004. How big is your penis? 6" hard. About 3 soft


005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Due to some herbs I take, it now shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Urinal at work

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Many times. Usually in my pool

008. Ever jacked at school? No


009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Started when I was six humping my hand through pj's

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Some

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Fuck Water

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yes. My dad

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Not yet....

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Not yet..,.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Phone or gay porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? No

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? About a year ago I discovered the Tenga Egg. I always cum into it

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes and no

022. Where do you jack off at most? In my bed.

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut unfortunately.

12-14-2012, 02:17 AM
001. How old are you?

nearly 55. getting old:(

002. How often do you jack off?

daily

003. With which hand?

left


004. How big is your penis?

just reaches 6 inches when I'm really turned on

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?

both, depending on how long since I last cum, how long I've been wanking, whether I've been edging, etc.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

in a roof space

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?

heaps - nude beaches, in the yard, in state forests, in the courtyard of a motel, etc

008. Ever jacked at school?

nope, too busy working in the shop across the road during breaks.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?

don't remember, isn't that wierd

010. How did you learn how to jack off?

figured it out myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?

no where as much as I would like

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?

yep

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

Lately I've been enjoying using olive oil

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

only intentionally by other guys

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

nope

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

nope

017. What do you usually jack off to?

my preferred porn frequently changes but 2 of my long time favorites are BBW and ordinary everyday guys masturbating

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

yep, a couple of female friends have helped me cum without their knowing about it.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?

thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

mostly either on my stomach or on the floor.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?

would luv to but not flexible enough

022. Where do you jack off at most?

in front of my laptop

023. Are you cut or uncut?

cut

12-15-2012, 06:58 AM
001. How old are you?
29

002. How often do you jack off?
usually once a day

003. With which hand?
Left hand

004. How big is your penis?
5 1/2 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
in an alleyway

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes, in the boys toilets.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
11?

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
a friend told me how to wank when I was about 10, so I tried it by myself. It took me a while to be able to cum, though (I was 11, I think).

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
not much

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
No

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes, lots!

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
no

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn - lots of it :)

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
onto tissues

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I tried when I was younger (14/15?), but couldn't.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In my bedroom.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut.

12-17-2012, 05:36 PM
001. How old are you? 72 years old

002. How often do you jack off? When I am horny.

003. With which hand? Right hand or hump mattress.

004. How big is your penis? 6" erect. 7.5" when I was younger.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? In between.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In my private office at work and in my car while driving.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Only in a tent while camping.

008. Ever jacked at school? No.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 14

010. How did you learn how to jack off? It felt really good when I rubbed my cock.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Just enough to lube the head of my dick.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Water-based personal lube.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Astroglide gel.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Wife saw a cum-filled condom on the BR dresser that I forgot to dispose of. She never said a word about it.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? No.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? No.

017. What do you usually jack off to? When thinking about having fun with a sexually attractive partner.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thin.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Yes.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? No way. Not agile enough.

022. Where do you jack off at most? While laying in bed. Sometimes when on my computer.

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut.

12-20-2012, 03:00 PM
001. How old are you? 58

002. How often do you jack off? Once or twice daily

003. With which hand? Lefty

004. How big is your penis? Hard: 4 7/8" long x 5 1/2" circumference

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In a customer's basement

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Too many to count: walking in the woods, backpacking, beaches, abandoned houses...

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Neighborhood buddy showed me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Not like I used to

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? No

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? My mother when I was a teen.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? No.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? No.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Cuckold porn, crossdressing pics, men and women in diaper pics
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Yes. or into a tissue

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? When I was a lot younger. Successful then. Nowadays? Fahgettaboutit!

022. Where do you jack off at most?At the computer

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut.

12-20-2012, 09:29 PM
001. How old are you? 18

002. How often do you jack off? Every day!

003. With which hand? Both

004. How big is your penis? 7"+

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Grandmothers house

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, in my fort when I was younger

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Neighbour

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Some

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Oils and stuff

013. If you use lube, what do you use? I don't

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? nope

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes ;)

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Hell yes!

017. What do you usually jack off to? Conversations between me and guys!

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? All the time!

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Both

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Into the air, normally it comes back down on my stomach and chest

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes and yes! ;)

022. Where do you jack off at most? Office!

023. Are you cut or uncut?

12-31-2012, 09:27 AM
001 35
002 Every day
003 Left hand but am right handed
004 Not sure but is usually between 3 and 5 inches when soft and between 5 and 6.5 when erect (I think)
005 Sometimes shoots and sometimes oozes
006 Nowhere weird
007 The woods near my parents house
008 Played with cocks when I was young with other boys but was too young to cum back then
009 I think about 12 years old
010 It came naturally!
011 I always have a wet helmet when I masturbate
012 always wank dry
013 see 012
014 Never!
015 Lots!
016 Many times
017 Horny online chats or watching videos on Dick.Net and XTube
018 Maybe...
019 Depends on how long I have been edging
020 Either on my stomach or into my foreskin
021 Yes but I can't - damn!
022 On or in my bed
023 Uncut

12-31-2012, 10:27 AM
001. How old are you? 51

002. How often do you jack off? How many days in the week are there? :)

003. With which hand? Switch

004. How big is your penis? Never measured....7-7 1/2 ??

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoots most of the time

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? car while driving maybe

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Deer blind while hunting

008. Ever jacked at school? nope

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? Man, real young with national Geo in my hand!

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Trial and error

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Most of the time yes.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Does Olive Oil Count?

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Spit, conditioner and see above!

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Brother

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn vids

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Friend from past

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Both

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes and not near flexible enough

022. Where do you jack off at most? Bath or den while on computer

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

12-31-2012, 10:59 PM
Answers inside the quote :D

I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you? 42

002. How often do you jack off? Daily

003. With which hand? mostly right, but both, and sometimes pillow humping

004. How big is your penis? 6 inches (roughly)

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot-ish....

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? central line underground

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes... my back garden, Greenwich Park, behind a telephone box in South Woodford, park in Hadleigh, Park in NE London, Brockwell Park S London,

008. Ever jacked at school? yup

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? about 10

010. How did you learn how to jack off? self taght

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? depends on how long I wank and how turned on I am

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? sometimes lube itself, sometimes spit, mostly dry

013. If you use lube, what do you use? just answered that LOL

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? my sister, my partner, people walking past as I was wanking

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yup

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yup

017. What do you usually jack off to? myself and my imagination... sometimes porn...

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? no

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick mostly but sometimes runny depending on how much i've been wanking and the time period between wanks (ie hours or minutes LOL)

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach, hand, sometimes (if I'm lucky) my shoulder LOL and sometimes legs over my head until I shoot over my face

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? tried... never made it

022. Where do you jack off at most? in the "office" at home where the computer is/lounge

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut :-)

01-01-2013, 01:40 PM
001. How old are you? 52

002. How often do you jack off? DAILY.

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis? 5.75 x 5.25

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In the car, on the road, going 75mph

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? SURE. On a sand mound in south florida.

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11.

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Don't all our dicks get hard eventually?

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Yes, love tasting it.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Always.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Just discovered Coconut Oil -- highly recommended.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Nope, although that's an interesting concept!!

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? YES!!

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? No...hmmm.....

017. What do you usually jack off to? Computer Porn.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Always.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? THICK.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach, hands, fleshjack or any accommodating hole.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Tried, can't.

022. Where do you jack off at most? In front of my computer or on my patio!!!

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut, although wish I wasn't!!!

01-03-2013, 12:55 AM
1: 19
2: Daily sometimes 2 times a day
3: Both
4: havent measured
5: Depends, sometimes each
6: In the car parked in front of a supermarket, or once at nightime on the roof ;)
7: On the roof at nightime
8: No
9: I think 10
10: Been doing it since i was 8 i discovered that it felt good
11: Yes
12: I dont have money nor courage to go buy lube so no
13: Saliva or baby oil
14: Yes when i was small in the bathroom my father asked why is your penis standing up and other times in my room
15: I have and watching it is really kinky ;)
16:I have and I do i broadcast on chaturbate and privately ;) will let you boss me around on cam ;)
17: Computer Porn, Hentai, gifs, cock hero, broadcasting on my cam
18: On my gf or jacking with someone else or even jacking him and sucking him
19:thick
20: The toilet, stomach, my hand, my mouth when im really horny, the ground
21: Ive tried but never succeded :'( wish i could
22: In my room, in the bathrroom or in thw tv room when im alone
23: Uncut

01-09-2013, 01:19 AM
001. How old are you?
Im 27
002. How often do you jack off?
Several Times a Day
003. With which hand?
Right Hand

004. How big is your penis?
6in

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoot out

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Work

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes at a camp

008. Ever jacked at school?
No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
I was 10

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Porn

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Have once but dnt usually

013. If you use lube, what do you use?


014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
No a few close calls tho

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yeah

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes :P

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
No not usually

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes and No I cant

022. Where do you jack off at most?
Home

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut

01-09-2013, 10:06 AM
001. How old are you?
53

002. How often do you jack off?
3-4 times a week

003. With which hand?
right

004. How big is your penis?
5 inched erect :(

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
I like to jo in every town and every country I travel too

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at
Yes. in a corn field

008. Ever jacked at school?
no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
don't remember the age but i remember the intensity

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
rubbing my hard on one day and got hit in the face with my cum

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
a bunch. I eat it instead of jacking with it

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
always.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Spit or hand soap

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes. didn't like the quality, but will try again

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
not yet

017. What do you usually jack off to?
fantasy of a 3some with my wife and me eventually sucking the other guys cock

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
always

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thin. I love the videos of the thick ones

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
usually into my hand first for a taste and then in a sink

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes, could not :(

022. Where do you jack off at most?
home hallway bathroom at other end of our mater bedroom

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

01-11-2013, 06:06 PM
001. How old are you? 23

002. How often do you jack off? Every day

003. With which hand? Right hand mostly

004. How big is your penis? 6.5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? School locker room

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, camping

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 16

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Heard other guys talking about it at school

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Nope, only a couple drops

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes, either ky or lotion

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Ky

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yes, by my dad

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? Internet porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Very thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Tried, not flexible enough lol

022. Where do you jack off at most? In bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

01-18-2013, 04:45 AM
1.57
2. every day
3. Left if camming otherwise right
4. 6"
5. Both
6. Makeshift fitting room with sales assistant
7. Often. Bush, beach
8. No
9. 11
10. Instinct
11. sometimes
12. Yes
13. Spit,, baby oil
14. Not that I know of
15. Yes
16. often
17. All sorts of porn
18. No
19. Thick
20. Just wherever my cock is pointing
21. Yes and no
22. At home
23. cut

01-19-2013, 07:01 PM
001. How old are you? 21

002. How often do you jack off? Daily

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis? 4.5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Depends on how often i'v jacked it that day

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Football pitch

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Football pitch

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? just came nautral

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? no

013. If you use lube, what do you use? ---

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Grandmother

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017. What do you usually jack off to? Pictures, Chat

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Depends how often iv cum that day, usually thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach/chest/sometimes reaches face

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes when i was 12 and i could do it for a while

022. Where do you jack off at most? At PC

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut

01-23-2013, 10:50 PM
001. How old are you? 22

002. How often do you jack off? At least once a day

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis? 6.5-7

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Both depending on how horny I am

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? School bathroom

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Nope

008. Ever jacked at school? A few times

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Just started rubbing my dick one day and discovered how good it felt

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Nah too messy

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? No

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Don't have a cam :(

017. What do you usually jack off to? Gay porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Nah not really

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Depends first time is usually thick after that its pretty watery

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Never tried

022. Where do you jack off at most? My room

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

01-25-2013, 12:02 AM
001. How old are you? 19

002. How often do you jack off? Once a day or two

003. With which hand? Left hand

004. How big is your penis? 2"soft and 4"hard

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? I can do both

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In an open shower stall

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Nope

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 14

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Self-learnt

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Depends

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Never

013. If you use lube, what do you use? -

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Nope, never, never will

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes for sure

017. What do you usually jack off to? Anything that comes to my mind

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Into the toilet

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes, and no.

022. Where do you jack off at most? In the restroom.

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut

01-26-2013, 06:30 AM
001. How old are you? 50

002. How often do you jack off? Once or twice a week

003. With which hand? Right hand

004. How big is your penis? 5.5" hard

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In a lake

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes see above

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Self taught

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Occasionally

013. If you use lube, what do you use? - Water based

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Nope

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes several

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes luv to do this

017. What do you usually jack off to? Naked women

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Nope

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? No and No

022. Where do you jack off at most? At home

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut[

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01-27-2013, 10:55 PM
001. How old are you? 59

002. How often do you jack off? Once a week

003. With which hand? It varies. I use both hands.

004. How big is your penis? 6.3" hard

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In a parked car

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes. Many times in the garden under the stars.

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Self taught

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Most times

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Baby oil.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? - Oil based. Water based evaporates too quickly

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes several

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? No

017. What do you usually jack off to? Naked dominant women

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? No

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? No and No

022. Where do you jack off at most? At home

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut

01-27-2013, 11:00 PM
001. How old are you? 19

002. How often do you jack off? every single day :D

003. With which hand? right hand

004. How big is your penis? 7" fully hard

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? definitely shoots ;)

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? too many to name lol. school, public bathrooms, changing rooms, locker rooms, outside, beach, you get the idea ;)

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? beach, my backyard, other random places

008. Ever jacked at school? yes!!

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? watching porn

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? always

013. If you use lube, what do you use? lotion, ky, boy butter

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? yes, by my dad and my brother

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? nope, don't have one :/

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? almost, but not quite

022. Where do you jack off at most? bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

01-28-2013, 09:49 AM
001. How old are you? 75

002. How often do you jack off? once about every 3-5 days

003. With which hand? either

004. How big is your penis? 1-2 inches soft; 4-5 inches hard (but doesn't actually get hard any more); 5 inch girth

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? I no longer produce semen since that part of me has been removed

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? probably school

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes, in the woods

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? can't remember age or time of first ejaculation. First orgasm or climax was around the age of 7

010. How did you learn how to jack off? discovered it on my own

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? I no longer produce precum. When I did it was a small amount

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Rarely

013. If you use lube, what do you use? -

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? teacher in classroom saw me jacking with my hand in my pocket, mother almost caught me

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes, have a couple posted here

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes on Measurection.com

017. What do you usually jack off to? Anything that comes to my mind

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? no longer produce semn

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? no longer produce semen, when I did it would land on my stomach. Once it splattered on the wall above he head of my bed

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? As a teenager I was able to just get the head partially in my mouth, it was uncomfortable and couldn't really enjoy it

022. Where do you jack off at most? usually in my bedroom, some times in the den watching stuff (live or video) on my computer

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut at birth

check me out at www.dick.net/sambadger

01-30-2013, 12:25 PM
001. How old are you? 52

002. How often do you jack off? daily when opportunity exists

003. With which hand? mine

004. How big is your penis? not big enough...

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? yes

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? While driving

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes. woods, in a lake

008. Ever jacked at school? dorm room count?

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13?

010. How did you learn how to jack off? mom so Id leave sister alone :eek:

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? just a taste

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? many many things, some not smart

013. If you use lube, what do you use? like WET

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

yes. Couldnt make the load stay on the webcam though...
seemed messy and pointless

017. What do you usually jack off to? Justin Beiber music and poster :lol:

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

yes. I'll think of your friends too!

019. Is your semen thick or thin? yes

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? yes

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes. sadly, no. see #4

022. Where do you jack off at most? mostly at crotch level
recliner, office, hotel, confessional

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

02-01-2013, 08:45 PM
01. How old are you? 33

002. How often do you jack off? 4-7 times a day

003. With which hand? usually left

004. How big is your penis? 6.5-7

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? in the subway

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? park ans backstreets

008. Ever jacked at school? everyday in college

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? by myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yep

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? nop

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? my brother's friend, guys in school, teachers, neighbors

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? nop

017. What do you usually jack off to? gay porn, straight, sports

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? of course

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? too fat for that lol

022. Where do you jack off at most? computer

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

02-04-2013, 07:18 AM
001. How old are you? 58

002. How often do you jack off? 2 or three times a week

003. With which hand? Left

004. How big is your penis? 6.5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoots a little at first and then oozes,

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In a train cabin in Belgium.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Oh yes, where ever I am when my cock gets hard.

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes, many times

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Learned from friends.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? I get a small amount. My wife loves to use it to jerk me off.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? I have been using coconut oil lately.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yes, by bot old girlfiends and my wife.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes, several of them.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? YES! When ever possible.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? One of my friends has a really hot wife with huge tits, I'd love to splash those titties with my hot cum.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Pretty thick.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? I shoot on my belly, my wifes tits, pussy, panties.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I have, but that was when I was younger and a lot more flexable.

022. Where do you jack off at most? Right here at my computer.

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut!
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02-06-2013, 09:05 PM
001. How old are you?
40'S

002. How often do you jack off?
VARIES FROM EVERY OTHER DAY TO DAILY, SOMETIMES LESS IS MEGA BUSY

003. With which hand?
LEFT

004. How big is your penis?
6.5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
STILL SHOOTS BUT NOTHING LIKE WHEN I WAS YOUNG
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
NEXT TO A STRANGER ON A AIR CANADA FLIGHT- BUT UNDER A BLANKET

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
OH WAY TO MANY PLACES,,, U NAME IT I HAVE PROB DONE IT,
008. Ever jacked at school?
YES, BATHROOMS, CHANGING ROOMS, ENGLISH CLASS- HOLE IN POCKET!

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
DRY ORGASMS FROM ABOUT 10, 11 WHEN WET CUM.

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
A OLDER FRIEND SHOWED ME.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
NO PRECUM,,, BUT POST CUM
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
USUALLY SALIVA

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
NONE

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
UMM STRANGERS WHILE OUT RUNNING,,, ON PURPOSE OF COURSE

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
YES

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
YES

017. What do you usually jack off to?
CUM SHOTS, GROUP SEX,

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
NO

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
BOTH AT TIMES

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
BOTH,, ON SELF OR CUM RAG

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
USED TO A LOT WHEN IN TEENS,, BUT NOT NOW

022. Where do you jack off at most?
WHEREVER I FEEL LIKE IT,

023. Are you cut or uncut?
UNCUT

02-06-2013, 10:46 PM
001. How old are you?33

002. How often do you jack off?4-5 times a wee

003. With which hand?both

004. How big is your penis? 7"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? depends on how turned on I am, morning wood jack oozes out, turned on boner shoots.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? dressing room at JC Penney

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes, backyard, camping

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? rubbed my head just playing with it and unintentionally came, greatest feeling ever

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? no

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Lotion

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? yes, an ex

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? check out my page and yes I love watching myself

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes, did it again tonight

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn, I like shemale, bi-mmf etc. I like watching a man suck dick

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? a couple of female friends

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach, always

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes,no

022. Where do you jack off at most? my bedroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut
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02-10-2013, 08:49 AM
001. How old are you?....43

002. How often do you jack off?....daily

003. With which hand?...right

004. How big is your penis?...about 6

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?....depending if i edge...shoots alot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?...not really weird but the kitchen

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?...nope

008. Ever jacked at school?...nope

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?...13 or 14

010. How did you learn how to jack off?...porn

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?...lots of it and love the taste

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?....not really

013. If you use lube, what do you use?...na

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?...no but I wish

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?...tes...I have a few

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?...yes...lots of times...love it

017. What do you usually jack off to?...porn or friends pix that I am chattin with

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?...yep

019. Is your semen thick or thin?....in the middle

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?...stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?...yep...I used to be able to...wish I still could

022. Where do you jack off at most?...bedroom

023. Are you cut or uncut?...CUT

02-10-2013, 03:50 PM
001. How old are you?64[

002. How often do you jack off? 1-2 times a week

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis?6.5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Oozes these days

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Driving my car

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Fields

008. Ever jacked at school? yes in showers

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? With a friend

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? no

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes, lube

013. If you use lube, what do you use? str8 cam or spunk lube

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? many people

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? both

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes but can't

022. Where do you jack off at most?

023. Are you cut or uncut?[/b][/QUOTE] cut

02-11-2013, 10:11 AM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you? 62

002. How often do you jack off? 1,2,3,sometimes 4 times a day on my week off - less often at work.

003. With which hand? Mostly right.

004. How big is your penis? I have a "Stumpy Little Cock" - see pics & vids for proof!!!

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Hasn't been "shooting" for past 10 years. More of a "dribble" now. BUT it still feels Great to cum!!!

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In the back seat of a helicopter on my way in from work - no iPhone then. My Son who was working with me at the time was in the other front seat next to the Pilot.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Home, back porch, front porch, many places in the yard. Spent a lot of time naked in the woods behind our house starting around 9 yrs. old. Spent many a summer day naked from 9 in the morning after I had done my "chores" on the farm till 4 in the afternoon when I had more to do. Had to cross RailRoad tracks to get to woods so I J/O many times standing between tracks in front of on-coming trains - I'd always cum as soon as it started blowing it's horn. Middle of the highway at night and daytime when I was 15 to 40, Many times at Rest Stops.

008. Ever jacked at school? YES!!! Bathroom, sitting in Library looking at drawings of Greek and Roman Gods, drying off in Locker Room after PE facing my locker with other naked boys all around. In Classroom phantasizing about "Miss Fertita, my 10th Grade Geometry teacher. On sidelines of Volley Ball Court watchin some of my hot classmates jump up and down in the air - had a few "Uniform Failures" from some of the boys who had forgotten their JockStraps at home.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? Probably 12 or 13.

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Learned on my own after hearing older boys talk about it.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Not as much as I did before I got circumcised.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes - more so after I got cut.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Lots of things - spit, Jergens Lotion, tried Noxzema once, mayo, egg-white suggested by a brother-in-law, brother-in-law's cum, friend's cum, my pre-cum, cum from used condom's (I know at least one was my own son's and many were his friends' cum )son-in-laws' cum from condom, Baby Oil, Vaseline, soap, Ivory Dishwashing Liquid, Colgate Tooth Paste, Lava Soap Bar - ONLY once - Blackberry juice while J/O in the woods - took almost a week for color to wear off - AND of course -
http://www.dick.net/groups/view/id_1235/

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Friends, brothers, co-workers, never by a stranger even tho I've tried. Once by my Dad when I was 15 - I was standing in open doorway behind screen door - I didn't think anyone could see in - All he said was - I could see what you were doing. I guess he didn't want me to get in trouble.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes, check my Profile.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes, check my Profile.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Pics, vids, any porn that features a cock and a hole.
Farm animals mating when I was younger - dogs, rabbits, pigs, cats, cows, horses. Hell even a rooster on a chicken was enough to get me jacking and cumming when I was 13 years old.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? HELL YESS - Still do!!!

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick after a few days, but I usually keep it pretty thin.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Sometimes stomach, used to put my butt up in the air and cum in my mouth a LONG time ago when I was still limber.
Countless times in my wife's pussy - she was a "cum-slut" - I'd eat it out of her pussy after we fucked.
Unless I'm making a video, I always cum in my hand - I SWALLOW!!!

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes and sadly No.

022. Where do you jack off at most? Outdoors till I was 17 and we moved off the farm. Now it's home and quite a lot at work and still occasionally outdoors, mostly at night.

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut - I got cut at 21 - I sure miss my "Elephant Trunk" and all the fun we had.

02-12-2013, 05:15 PM
001. How old are you? 37

002. How often do you jack off? Pretty much everyday

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis? 6.5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Hallway at school, back stairs not too much traffic.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Cruising park by my house

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Friend from school

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Albolene

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? My friends sister walked in to find her brother and me jerking off together.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? Chatting with hot guys online and checking videos

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Depends sometimes a tissue sometime on my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes and no

022. Where do you jack off at most? Bedroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

02-12-2013, 09:58 PM
001. 39
002. Everyday, sometimes twice a day
003. Right
004. 8.5
005. Sometimes oozes, sometimes shoots
006. Stockroom at work
007. Park restroom
008. No
009. 13
010. Neighborhood friend
011. Actually none , at all
012. Sometimes
013. WET lubricant or lotion
014. No
015. Yes
016. No
017. Videos, phone sex
018. Sometimes
019. Normally thick
020. Stomach
021. Yes and no
022. Steam room
023. Uncut

02-13-2013, 04:24 AM
001. How old are you?....30

002. How often do you jack off?....every day, sometimes twice

003. With which hand?...right

004. How big is your penis?...7"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?....shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?...woods

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?...yep woods

008. Ever jacked at school?... Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?...13

010. How did you learn how to jack off?...can't remember

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?...a bit

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?....no

013. If you use lube, what do you use?...na

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?...gf, mate at uni

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?...yes a few

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?...yes lots of times

017. What do you usually jack off to?...porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?...yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?....medium

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?...tissue usually

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?...tried but can't

022. Where do you jack off at most?...bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut?...Uncut

02-13-2013, 03:39 PM
1. 71
2. couple times a week
3. either
4. 6
5. oozes
6. beach
7. yes, woods
8. no
9. 13
10. nobody taught me, it just came naturally
11. yes
12. yes
13. Astroglide
14. no
15. no
16. yes
17. porn
18. yes
19. thick
20. yes, hand
21. yes no
22. bedroom
23. uncut

02-14-2013, 12:06 AM
001. How old are you?....53

002. How often do you jack off?....every day, sometimes 2 or 3 times

003. With which hand?...Left

004. How big is your penis?...8"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?....shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?.. Night flight to London England in my seat covered by a blanket. In the back seat while my step dad was driving us home at night.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?...Yes, Woods, Beach, Car, Backyard, School, Desert.

008. Ever jacked at school?... Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?...13

010. How did you learn how to jack off?...Older boy at Boy Scout meeting when I was 11.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?...yes a lot can use it as a lube

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?...Yes, when I am edging for a while

013. If you use lube, what do you use?...Gun Oil, Albolene,

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?...Step Dad, Brother, Wife, Friends

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?...yes a few

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?...yes lots of times

017. What do you usually jack off to?...porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?...yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?...Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?...My stomach or mouth

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes, and can started doing it at 11 years old.

022. Where do you jack off at most?...bathroom, shower, car, when ever I can and not worry about getting caught.

023. Are you cut or uncut?...Cut

02-15-2013, 01:13 AM
001. How old are you? 38.

002. How often do you jack off? at least once a day.

003. With which hand? left.

004. How big is your penis? I honestly never measured.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Don't know. Lots of weird places in my past

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Sure. garden, forrest, beach, riverside....

008. Ever jacked at school? oh yes.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? trial and error

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? sadly no.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? differs.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? yes. Roommate in school.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? not yet

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes.

017. What do you usually jack off to? differs

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? sure

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? if there is no mouth or ass in the close vicinity, my stomach will have to do.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes. No.

022. Where do you jack off at most? differs

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut
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Vinnie_2008
Be PROUD of what you have. Oh, I am!

02-17-2013, 10:40 PM
001. 65
002. At least 3 times a week
003. Right hand
004. Hard 5,5"
005. Shoot and ooze
006. In a moviehouse
007. Yes at the beach
008. Yes
009. about 14
010. Just played with my dick and that started it
011. Yes
012. Yes
013. Any water-based lube
014. Yes. PLenty of times. At school, in change room.
015. Yes
016. Yes
017. Pictures
018. Yes
019. thick
020. stomach and anything else
021. Yes I have tried, but I can't
022. At home
023. Uncut

02-18-2013, 05:08 AM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?
45
002. How often do you jack off?
As and when the need arises (normally once a day)
003. With which hand?
Both
004. How big is your penis?
6.5" Uncut
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Depends on when i last came. But normally shoot
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Under an office desk watching someone
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Used to in local woods. Loved stripping naked with my ass and back pushing against a tree
008. Ever jacked at school?
No too scared of been found out and the embarassment
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Around 12
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
When around 11 or 12 found it felt good when you rubbed your cock
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Sometimes
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Baby oil now and then
013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
No but love to fantasise about it
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
No but thinking about it
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes quite a few. Get very horny when im in the mood
017. What do you usually jack off to?
Anything
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
A friend in my teens and guys on here
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Depends on how many times i wank
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
On stomach or into foreskin
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
No but not for the want of trying
022. Where do you jack off at most?
Bedroom
023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut
Uncut

02-18-2013, 06:51 AM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
001. How old are you?
45

002. How often do you jack off?
3 to 4 TIMES A WEEK

003. With which hand?
BOTH

004. How big is your penis?
7.5 WITH A CURVE

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
SHOOT

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
THE STAIRCASE OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
YES. AT A CAMPGROUND

008. Ever jacked at school?
NO

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
14

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
RUBBING IT AGAIN A PILLOW

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
YES I DO

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
NOT REALLY

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
H2O

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
NEVER BEEN CAUGHT

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
YES

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
YES

017. What do you usually jack off to?
PICTURES OR VIDEOS

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
YES EVEN MY NEIGHBOR

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
THICK

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
STOMACH TO THE CHEST

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
YES BUT STILL WORKING ON MY FLEXIBILITY. LOL

022. Where do you jack off at most?
IN THE BEDROOM

023. Are you cut or uncut?
CUT

02-20-2013, 02:11 PM
001. How old are you?
60

002. How often do you jack off?
2-3 times a week

003. With which hand?
Left but I am right handed

004. How big is your penis?
71/2 inches hard
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
A little of both
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
On the woods on a very cold day
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes parks, woods
008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes years ago
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
13
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
My older cousin
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
If I edge a lot I do
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Yeah good ole spit
013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Boy Butter
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes
017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn or Xtube
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Sure of course
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
My stomach or hand do I can eat it
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes but no I sure wish I could
022. Where do you jack off at most?
Home
023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

02-21-2013, 05:15 AM
[QUOTE=Vinnie_2008;8886]I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.


[b]
001. How old are you? 49

002. How often do you jack off? 3-4 times a week

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 4.5-4.75?

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? in my car

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes, woods

008. Ever jacked at school? yes, i use too

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? came naturally

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yes, like a river

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? just my precum

013. If you use lube, what do you use? nope

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? not yet..

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes i have

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? cameras, picturs

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes i do

019. Is your semen thick or thin? med

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? on my stomach or my desk

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes i can, learned that i could when i was 15

022. Where do you jack off at most? my home office

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

02-21-2013, 08:46 AM
001. How old are you?
41

002. How often do you jack off?
daily

003. With which hand?
left

004. How big is your penis?
5.5 hard

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
moving car. pool.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
woods near house

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
neighbor

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
no

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
spit

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

ya. stepdad when i was like 13

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
pics, vids, stories

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
used to

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
hand

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes i did and no i cant

022. Where do you jack off at most?
bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

__________________

02-25-2013, 10:36 AM
001. How old are you?
20

002. How often do you jack off?
daily

003. With which hand?
left

004. How big is your penis?
7.5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
I never did it in a weird place

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Never

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Myself,I used to play a lot with my penis since childhood

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
no

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Olive Oil

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

ya. Mom,maid and sister

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
no

017. What do you usually jack off to?
pics, vids, stories

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
no

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
hand

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
never, no i cant

022. Where do you jack off at most?
bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

02-26-2013, 04:57 PM
001. How old are you? 39

002. How often do you jack off? 3 or 4 times a week

003. With which hand? R

004. How big is your penis? 6 and a half

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? depends on how horned up I am and how long since I last shot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In a car as I was driving on the interstate

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes

008. Ever jacked at school? yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? self-taught

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? usually not, unless very aroused by something

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? hardly ever, occasionally saliva

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes, several

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn, sometimes just to myself

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? rarely

019. Is your semen thick or thin? depends

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? mostly on stomach, when really horned up I'll flip over and shoot in my mouth

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? try all the time, gets more difficult as I get older but thinking of starting yoga poses just for this purpose :)

022. Where do you jack off at most? bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

02-26-2013, 11:58 PM
001. How old are you? 18

002. How often do you jack off? Quite often

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis? 3.2" Flaccid 7.8" Erect

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Both

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? At the movie theatre

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? In a park, out hiking in wilderness

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? When I rubbed my cock on my pillow

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Spit and Vaseline

013. If you use lube, what do you use? I use KY lube sometimes

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yes, by friends they caught me

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? Most porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes, sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? It depends sometimes its like water but other times slimy

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Sometimes in my underwear or chest

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I can lick the head of my cock

022. Where do you jack off at most? In my room, chair or bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut

02-27-2013, 08:48 AM
001. How old are you? 51

002. How often do you jack off? Quite often

003. With which hand? Both, usually at he same time

004. How big is your penis? 3.2" Flaccid 6.5 Erect

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Both depends on the workout I give myself and how long since my last shot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? At the High Scholl Restroom

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Went hiking when young man; got horny opened fly and peeled back jeans pulled underwear below my balls and let her rip

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes, in the restroom between classes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 8 or 9 years old

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Rubbed myself after my bath while I lay on my bed. Still remember it felt so damn good. One day boom dry orgasm. Never stopped after that. First time nutted scared me shitless; thot I had broke something. But it felt so good that I did it again.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? moderate amounts.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Spit, Vaseline, Olive Oil (smells good as well) Abolene
013. If you use lube, what do you use? Abolene, Olive Oil, KY with my Fleshlight

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yes, by roommate in college but he did not know it

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yep, on this site

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes, last night; this morning

017. What do you usually jack off to? Str8 or Gay Porn; other guys jacking

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes, sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? It depends sometimes its like water but other times slimy, gooey, cloudy, white, sometimes quite thick, sometimes very thin, go figure

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Sometimes in my underwear or chest or stomach, or floor, or mirror, or towel, or sink, or toilet. You get the picture

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I WISH!

022. Where do you jack off at most? In my room, chair or bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

02-27-2013, 06:11 PM
001. How old are you?
28

002. How often do you jack off?
At least once per day, more if I'm bored/horny/on dick.net haha

003. With which hand?
Left hand, but I am right handed

004. How big is your penis?
6.5" long, not sure the girth actually, I'll get a tape measure and edit when I find out for sure

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Pretty hard shooter

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
My car, while driving back from the coast

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes, was on a camping trip with a friends family, jerked off on the other side of a large wall of rocks going down towards the lake

008. Ever jacked at school?
Never at school

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12 years old

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
By myself, just experimenting

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Some, usually when I edge, or start off really turned on

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Yeah I use lube most of the time

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
I use Pjur if I'm jacking with my hand, Astroglide if I'm using a Fleshlight

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Never!

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yeah, too nervous to post it yet, haha

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yeah, several women - just sort of getting accustomed to my attraction to cock, open to trying it with other guys

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Random porn, surfing reddit, links on chat here and on jerkinchat

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
I used to a lot more when I was in High School and playing football

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Usually into a towel, I have to block the shot with something or I'll shoot everywhere

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Tried, never successful

022. Where do you jack off at most?
At home either at the computer or in bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

02-28-2013, 05:19 PM
001. How old are you?53

002. How often do you jack off? 2-3 times a week or daily

003. With which hand? Right if I have to type, both if I don't

004. How big is your penis? 7inches erect

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Both but mostly shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Up a tree

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Of course, at home

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? A childhood friend

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Buckets

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Albolene

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? No

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Not until recently

017. What do you usually jack off to? Lately, Other guys jacking

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes, but can't

022. Where do you jack off at most? At home

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

03-01-2013, 11:07 AM
001. How old are you? 18

002. How often do you jack off? 1-4 times a day

003. With which hand? Right but if it gets tired then switch to southpaw

004. How big is your penis? Length: 5.5 Girth: 4.5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? If I take 2-3 days off whacking it shoots far, otherwise only 1 small shot and the rest is ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Either on my friends toilet or in the public shower in a mens locker room

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Never

008. Ever jacked at school? I tried once but someone walked in so I only got half way

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? My friend taught me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Usually yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Rarely

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Normal hand lotion

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Not mid stroke, but I was about to when my dad walked in and saw

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? I tried but my webcam can't capture it well enough

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? No

017. What do you usually jack off to? Usually any sort of porn involving Asian girls

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Once I imagined shooting my cum all over the face of this Filipino girl I know

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Depends, if I take time off it's thick otherwise thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? On my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes, and no

022. Where do you jack off at most? On the chair in front of my computer and in my bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

03-02-2013, 01:28 AM
001. How old are you? 44

002. How often do you jack off? 3 or more times a week

003. With which hand? right mainly

004. How big is your penis? 5.5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? back seat of car while my mom was driving my brother to college.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? back yard

008. Ever jacked at school? yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13 i think

010. How did you learn how to jack off? oldest brother

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? no

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? rarely

013. If you use lube, what do you use? astro glide

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? shockingly, no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes, when i do fantasize its normally about friends

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes, no

022. Where do you jack off at most? home

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

03-03-2013, 04:36 AM
001. How old are you?
- 51
002. How often do you jack off?
- when I am allowed too
003. With which hand?
- mostly both
004. How big is your penis?
- see pic
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
- if I have not jerked off in a while its oozes, if I am on a daily jerk off week it shoots out
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
- at work
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
- yes, on patio table
008. Ever jacked at school?
- no
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
- 14
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
- used to read a magazine called penthouse forums.
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
- yes, plenty
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
-yes
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
- baby oil

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
- yes, a friends woman caught me and liked it.
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
- yes
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
- yes
017. What do you usually jack off to?
- many things. Sucking cock thoughts, mostly and taking orders from someone.
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
-yes
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
- thick

03-03-2013, 09:47 PM
can't seem to find a blank form to fill out

03-04-2013, 01:58 AM
can't seem to find a blank form to fill out

Hi gojimbo, just copy one reply, paste it, delete the answers and post yours. At least I did it that way

For me, as an addicted and almost nonstop masturbator, my problem was to find the time for my hands to take them away from my masturbation demanding dick and take my hands enough time at the keyboard... hahaha!

03-04-2013, 04:44 AM
1. 20
2. About once or twice a day
3. Usually left but feels better with both
4. 7.3 inch length x 5.3 inch girth
5. ooze
6. On a bus
7. Yes; on a public bench once and several times in the bushes
8. Yes, but not with my cock out, just with my hand in my pocket or through trousers.
9. Don't know
10. Discovered it myself before I knew what it was called.
11. No
12. No
13. NA
14. I'm not sure.
15. No
16. No
17. Girls and their tits.
18. I did sometimes when I was about 15/16, though not before or really since.
19. I couldn't say.
20. Usually either onto my leg, boxers (if I wear baggy ones) or toilet paper.
21. No
22. Bed
23. Uncut

03-04-2013, 08:39 AM
Hi gojimbo, just copy one reply, paste it, delete the answers and post yours. At least I did it that way

For me, as an addicted and almost nonstop masturbator, my problem was to find the time for my hands to take them away from my masturbation demanding dick and take my hands enough time at the keyboard... hahaha!

Nice to know that there are other compulsive masturbators out there. I too luv playing with my cock morning, noon and night, just feels soooooooooo good.

03-04-2013, 10:19 AM
nice to know that there are other compulsive masturbators out there. I too luv playing with my cock morning, noon and night, just feels soooooooooo good.

why the day only has 24 hours??? Too few hours for consistently masturbating!

03-04-2013, 04:17 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you? 50

002. How often do you jack off? 1 time a week as I like to build up

003. With which hand? switch

004. How big is your penis? 5.8"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? ozz if every day, shoots 1 time a week

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Eating lunch at rest.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Many times! woods, parking lots

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes, high school all the time

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Friend played with me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? If I hold out for a few days

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Not often

013. If you use lube, what do you use? From cristco, baby oil to icy hot

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Not sure

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Have many

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yep

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn or others on cam

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? not really

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Depends on hold out time

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Both, even mouth

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes/No :(

022. Where do you jack off at most? Home, outside

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut




001. How old are you? 50

002. How often do you jack off? 1 time a week as I like to build up

003. With which hand? switch

004. How big is your penis? 5.8"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? ozz if every day, shoots 1 time a week

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Eating lunch at rest.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Many times! woods, parking lots

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes, high school all the time

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Friend played with me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? If I hold out for a few days

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Not often

013. If you use lube, what do you use? From cristco, baby oil to icy hot

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Not sure

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Have many

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yep

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn or others on cam

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? not really

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Depends on hold out time

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Both, even mouth

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes/No :(

022. Where do you jack off at most? Home, outside

023. Are you cut or uncut?[/QUOTE] cut

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001. How old are you? 72

002. How often do you jack off? 2 times/day

003. With which hand? left

004. How big is your penis? 8.5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? ozze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? highway in corvette

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Many times! woods

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes, high school all the time and college

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? by myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? everytime

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? always usually vaseline

013. If you use lube, what do you use? From cristco, vaseline

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? wife

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Have many

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn of mens cocks cumming

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? women

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thinner

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes/No

022. Where do you jack off at most? Home

023. Are you cut or uncut




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03-07-2013, 03:27 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one. [/b]


001. How old are you?
37

002. How often do you jack off?
3 or 4 times a week. It used to be every day, but I'm married and need to save some for my wife.

003. With which hand?
Right

004. How big is your penis?
4-5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Kind of in between.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
In the ticket booth of an old, historic train station

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
A park near my house when I was in middle school, in the street at night, in parking lots, behind dumpsters (when they don't stink), lots of places.

008. Ever jacked at school?
Middle school, High school, and college.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Ten

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Good question. I don't really know. When I was really young, I remember feeling pleasure by pressing on my dick. I even had an orgasm once, before my body produced semen. I don't remember when I learned to stroke.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Sometimes, if I'm really horny.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
I prefer it dry.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
My mom caught me once. BLAAAAGH! I've been caught jacking off in my car a few times, which was my intention.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yep. Hey, here's one! http://motherless.com/61BF5FE

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Often!

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Handjob or CFNM porn.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
No, I don't think I ever have.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
In the middle.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Floor or hand.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes I've tried, no I can't.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In front of the computer.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut.

03-07-2013, 06:31 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?

002. How often do you jack off?

003. With which hand?

004. How big is your penis?

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?

008. Ever jacked at school?

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?

010. How did you learn how to jack off?

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

017. What do you usually jack off to?

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

019. Is your semen thick or thin?

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?

022. Where do you jack off at most?

023. Are you cut or uncut?
001. How old are you?
37

002. How often do you jack off?
Every day (when I don't fuck).

003. With which hand?
Right.

004. How big is your penis?
6.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoot.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
On the top of a mountain.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Beaches, countryside…

008. Ever jacked at school?
In rooms in boarding schools.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Mmmm… I'd say 12.

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
I just didn't know what was happening. Playing naughty with a boy in my bed, then came. I thought I was pissing in the bed.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Yep.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Nope.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
I don't.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
My older brother. School friends. People I was living with…

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yep.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Nope.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Sleep…

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Of course.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
In between.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
On flesh.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Nope… too small.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
My bed.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut.

03-08-2013, 06:21 AM
001. How old are you? 33

002. How often do you jack off? 2-3 times a week once or twice a day, but it depend on my mood

003. With which hand? right hand

004. How big is your penis? 5 inches fully erect

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? depend on the condition, sometimes shoot always ooze.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? on the beach less crowd

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes, on the rolling river :D

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11 years old

010. How did you learn how to jack off? with my same age friend :D

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? a little

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? sometimes I use

013. If you use lube, what do you use? physiogel lotion

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? yes by my auntie :-)

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes but I erase immediately (so weird to watch)

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017. What do you usually jack off to? imagining I fuck my gf and sexy hot babes. :evilgrin:

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes, I sometimes think my friends we have threesome (2 boys and a girl) :cool:

019. Is your semen thick or thin? in between, depend on the condition.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? on the wall and on my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I can't

022. Where do you jack off at most? in my room in front of my laptop while watching porn

023. Are you cut or uncut? i'm proud to be cut :)

03-09-2013, 11:13 AM
001. How old are you? 64

002. How often do you jack off? 2Xweek

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis? 5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Outside someone's window

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Woods, in snow, bare btw

008. Ever jacked at school? Can't remember, lol

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? Pretty young

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Came natural, pun intended

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? No

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Not often

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Vaseline

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Ex Wife

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Not yet

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Not yet

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn, gangbangs, cfnm

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Yes

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? No

022. Where do you jack off at most? Home

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

03-09-2013, 02:06 PM
001. How old are you? 29

002. How often do you jack off? about 5 times a week

003. With which hand? mostly right

004. How big is your penis? 6,5 in

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? during class in high scool

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? in the woods during a camping trip

008. Ever jacked at school? once in class, many times in washrooms

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? natural impulse

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? only when using toys

013. If you use lube, what do you use? silicone based

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? a few close calls but no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? several

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? often

017. What do you usually jack off to? gay porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? depends, sometimes stomach, sometimes tissues

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? tried a few times as a teen, was able to suck the head one time

022. Where do you jack off at most? home in front of computer

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

03-09-2013, 05:59 PM
001. How old are you? 40

002. How often do you jack off? 3-4 times a week

003. With which hand? Left

004. How big is your penis? 6 1/2 - 7 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Bathroom at work

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, at a campground

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11 or 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? On my own

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Some depends on how aroused I am

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Silicone based

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No, almost by brother though

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? No

017. What do you usually jack off to? Gay porn or fantasize about coworkers

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach and chest

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes. No.

022. Where do you jack off at most? In bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

03-10-2013, 10:24 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?

002. How often do you jack off?

003. With which hand?

004. How big is your penis?

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?

008. Ever jacked at school?

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?

010. How did you learn how to jack off?

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

017. What do you usually jack off to?

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

019. Is your semen thick or thin?

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?

022. Where do you jack off at most?

023. Are you cut or uncut?

01. 55
02. About 2-3 times a week.
03. Start right, finish left (I'm left-handed)
04. 6" (was 7.5" in college)
05. Usually oozes out, occasionally still shoots though.
06. Golf course.
07. Golf course.
08. In a restroom, yes.
09. 13
10. Playing with it until...
11. Yes
12. Rarely.
13. Lotion if anything.
14. Yes, a cousin.
15. No.
16. No.
17. Internet porn or my own imagination.
18. No.
19. Both...starts out thin and finishes thick.
20. Onto a counter usually.
21. I used to be able to suck myself. Can't now.
22. Bathroom
23. Cut.

03-12-2013, 11:54 AM
001. How old are you? 60

002. How often do you jack off? once a day or at least every other

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 6 1/2 inch x 6 around

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? If real worked up shoots if not a very fast ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? in a dressing room at a store

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? On camp outs, in my back yard, hiking trail

008. Ever jacked at school? once in high school on one of the back staircases

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? I think 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Completely by accident

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?. yes not huge amounts but enough to taste

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? silicone based is fun but anything will do.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? My best friend came over after school.. walked in

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Of course. Im here arent I

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Sure.

017. What do you usually jack off to? amateur stuff, boy girl, guys jackin, +++

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? ummmm maybe

019. Is your semen thick or thin? I would call it medium not thin though

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? yes stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes when I was young I could manage. Not now.

022. Where do you jack off at most? my bed or standing in front of the mirror at my sink in bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut :(

03-12-2013, 11:50 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.

001. How old are you? 30

002. How often do you jack off? 3-4 times a week

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 6inches long, about 5.75 inches width

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? if it's been a while, shoot.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? mens room at a truck stop

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? nope

008. Ever jacked at school? nope

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? nature

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? O God yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? baby oil or ky

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? almost

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes but i deleted it.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? nope

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Only all the time

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? just let it fly

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes, No

022. Where do you jack off at most? my bedroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

03-13-2013, 09:12 AM
How do I respond to your blog? I would like to reply to them!

03-14-2013, 05:00 AM
001. How old are you?
28

002. How often do you jack off?
At least once a day, sometimes up to 5 if I'm very horny.

003. With which hand?
Both

004. How big is your penis?
2" soft, 4" hard

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoot out

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Girl's toilet at school

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
In the water at the beach, a look out overlooking a city, park, playground of the school

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yep many times

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
13

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Learned it myself - I started touching myself when I was 4

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Depends on how horny I am

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Don't need to, thanks to my foreskin :)

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Foreskin + precum work wonder!

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Parents, teachers, friends at school

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yep when I was 16 and sent it to a friend

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yep to a bunch of girls

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Might sounds a bit weird but I have this fantasy of getting circumcised or having my dick cut off against my will. The orgasms is usually very intense

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Yep - of both genders

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Sure do and I have shot into my mouth before.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Tried but unfortunately my dick is too small and I am not flexible enough :(

022. Where do you jack off at most?
At home in my own room

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut with a long foreskin as you can see in my profile picture :)

03-14-2013, 06:56 PM
001. How old are you? 25

002. How often do you jack off? daily/ every other day

003. With which hand? depends

004. How big is your penis? 6

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoooot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? bathroom stall

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yea, yard

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? playing with it and friends talking about it

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? tons!

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? spit sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? ^

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? yea a few different people

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yea

017. What do you usually jack off to? imagination or porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yea

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? depends

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? of course, no i cant

022. Where do you jack off at most? bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

03-14-2013, 08:49 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?

002. How often do you jack off?

003. With which hand?

004. How big is your penis?

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?

008. Ever jacked at school?

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?

010. How did you learn how to jack off?

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

017. What do you usually jack off to?

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

019. Is your semen thick or thin?

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?

022. Where do you jack off at most?

023. Are you cut or uncut?


001. 19

002. about once a day

003. right hand

004. 7in length 5.6in girth

005. depends

006. in a forest

007. see 006.

008. yes, few times

009. around 13

010. explored it myself

011. quite a lot

012. no

013. see 012.

014. by my mom when I was showering, but I don't know if she noticed it

015. no

016. tried it once

017. porn or imagination

018. yes

019. thick

020. on my stomach

021. worked when I was younger, but doesn't any more

022. in bed

023. uncut

03-18-2013, 06:41 AM
001. How old are you?
29

002. How often do you jack off?
3-4 times in a week.

003. With which hand?
Mostly with right hand, sometimes with my left one. Have tried with both hands (with lube) and I can tell you it's great..

004. How big is your penis?
About 6,5 inches long and about 5 inches width.. It's hard to get exactly inches cause of my curvy cock.. ;)

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Both, depends on different situations..

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
At friends toilet (and even forgot to lock the door.. lol)

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
In forest and at public's toilet of a swimming pool..

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yep!

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
At age of 11, when I tried to "play" my dick with a shampoo haha.. Actually I was shocked..

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
By myself..

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Yep my foreskin is getting pretty wet..

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Yep mostly..

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Just with my hand, or with both hand at same time.. Used it sometimes with my Fleshlight..

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Almost almost, by my mom.. Was jacking off in the bathroom and in my own room..

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yep made some movies of it..

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yeah, did it for some times, on Chatroulette.. Was great experience..

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn movies, behind my computer or mobile phone in the bathroom..

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Female friends yes..

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Mostly on the wc paper, kitchen paper or in my hand.. Sometimes on my stomach..

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Nop impossible for me, how pityful ;)

022. Where do you jack off at most?
Bathroom, behind my computer..

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut

03-18-2013, 07:42 PM
001. How old are you? 52

002. How often do you jack off? almost 7 days a week

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 6 inches hard

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? in a public elevator

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Hawaii. In the men's room by the pool and by the jacuzzi.

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 18

010. How did you learn how to jack off? taught myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? never noticed

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? water base

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? nope

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017. What do you usually jack off to? pictures and movies

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? i shoot straight in the air and let it fly!

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no, not long enough.

022. Where do you jack off at most? sometimes indoors and when it's warm i do it in the sun.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

03-20-2013, 02:15 PM
52
2 to 3 times per week
right hand
6 inches hard
ooze
in a courthouse
no
16 y/o
no
taught myself
lotta pre cum
astro glide
no
yes
yes
movies and pictures
no
thick
shoot on my balls
can't not long enough
jack off on a bed
cut

03-21-2013, 12:45 AM
001. How old are you? 60

002. How often do you jack off? 2-3 times a week

003. With which hand? switch

004. How big is your penis? 5 to 6, never measured

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoots a little

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? on a logging road

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? logging road middle of nowhere with mountains all around

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11 or 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? another kid

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? loads, hate it

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? lotion

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? no

019. Is your semen thick or thin? looks like all the other cum I've ever seen

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? onto tissue

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no

022. Where do you jack off at most? at the computer

023. Are you cut or uncut? got cut when I was 22

03-21-2013, 02:09 AM
001. How old are you? 67

002. How often do you jack off? Every day

003. With which hand? Left

004. How big is your penis? 7.5 x 5.5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Mostly ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? My desk during class

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Too many to list here

008. Ever jacked at school? All the time

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11 y/o

010. How did you learn how to jack off? My neighbor friend, we were both 5 y/o

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Mostly with my foreskin

013. If you use lube, what do you use? If I do, I use baby oil or Albolene

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Exwife, nephew, many strangers

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Tons as posted on this site.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Often

017. What do you usually jack off to? Usually porn or watching myself on cam

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach, sometimes the floor

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Tried unsuccesfully.

022. Where do you jack off at most? On my recliner

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut
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03-21-2013, 04:44 AM
001. How old are you? 67

002. How often do you jack off? Every day

003. With which hand? Left

004. How big is your penis? 7.5 x 5.5

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? My desk during class

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Too many to list here

008. Ever jacked at school? All the time

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11 y/o

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Mostly with my foreskin

013. If you use lube, what do you use? If I do, I use baby oil

017. What do you usually jack off to? Usually porn or watching myself on cam

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach, sometimes the floor

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Tried unsuccesfully.

022. Where do you jack off at most? On my recliner

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut
__________________
Me toooooo!

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03-21-2013, 06:45 PM
001. How old are you?19

002. How often do you jack off?everyday

003. With which hand?right

004. How big is your penis? 6" x ?

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?depends

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?desk at school

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?nope

008. Ever jacked at school?yep

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?about 10

010. How did you learn how to jack off?just got curious

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?nope

013. If you use lube, what do you use?-

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?yes and mom

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?yup

017. What do you usually jack off to?porn or erotica

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?yup

019. Is your semen thick or thin?middle

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? into hand :P

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?nope

022. Where do you jack off at most?bedroom or lounge

023. Are you cut or uncut?uncut

03-23-2013, 02:56 AM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you? 47

002. How often do you jack off? 3-4 time a week

003. With which hand? - Usually my left hand

004. How big is your penis? A solid 8"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Usually it shoots out if I am very excited.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? The stockroom at a theater where I used to work. Me and a buddy used to go there and jack off with each other.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Many times. Parks (DC and Baltimore). And MANY times growing up in the woods behind my house.

008. Ever jacked at school? Frequently (but in college, not HS).

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? Probably around 14. Late bloomer, I know.

010. How did you learn how to jack off? I saw a couple of cousins simulating jerking movements and asked what they meant. They didn't show me HOW to jack off, but it didn't take a rocket scientist to understand what they meant.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? If I edge a long time, yes.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Usually Vaseline or cheap Walgreens petroleum jelly. I'm old school, don't really care for water-based lubes.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? See above.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? My partner.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yeah.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yeah, but not so much any more.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn of other guys jacking, bareback videos, and bukkake (male or female).

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Not usually.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Usually pretty thick.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? If I am edging I don't really care and let it shoot wherever. If I am doing a quicky, then usually into a napkin or something.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? When I was a teen I used to be able to get the head in my mouth. Loved that feeling. Now, I cannot. Maybe I should take up Yoga or something.

022. Where do you jack off at most? My office at home.

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut, but I have a lot of skin, so people think I am uncut. Sometimes, it appears I am.

03-24-2013, 08:48 PM
001. How old are you?
33
002. How often do you jack off?
1-3 times per week
003. With which hand?
right, rarely left
004. How big is your penis?
I feel like I need to be official, but in the vicinity of 6.5" long and 5.5" around
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
It used to shoot like a super-soaker, now generally oozes
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
In the car at highway speed, in the rain.
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
No, but I'd love to try it
008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes, in our senior office before my schoolmates got there.
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
My classmates kept talking about it, so I tried it
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
yup
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Not typically
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
n/a
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
nope, but I was caught fucking by a buddy
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes, in fact I once made one of a hands-free JO (electrosex)
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Of course
017. What do you usually jack off to?
pussy porn
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
not really
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
stomach
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
who hasn't...I wish I coul
022. Where do you jack off at most?
In the bedroom
023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut. Note to parents: take the whole baby home!!!

03-25-2013, 11:56 AM
[QUOTE]

03-25-2013, 11:58 AM
[QUOTE How old are you? 72

002. How often do you jack off?
1-2 times/day
003. With which hand?
left always
004. How big is your penis? 7.5-8" girth 6.5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
mostly oozes now
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
In the car at highway speed, in my corvette
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes in the woods
008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12
010. How did you learn how to jack off? friends

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jacking off?
yes the whole hour or longer
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes, always
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
vaseline
014. Ever been caught jackin off?
yes, by my wife
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes, several
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes
017. What do you usually jack off to?
cock porn
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes, always female
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
stomach
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes and no
022. Where do you jack off at most?
In the bedroom
023. Are you cut or uncut?
i am cut![/QUOTE]
hope this satisfies you folk, i am a 72 yr old hard cock who loves sexuality!

03-26-2013, 01:11 AM
Here I filled it out

I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you? 28

002. How often do you jack off? at least once daily

003. With which hand? switch hit

004. How big is your penis? 5 and 3/4ths by 5 and 1/2 circumference

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Friends bedroom while he was getting coffee I blew it in his sock

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yeah the woods behind my house

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? developed my technique over the years

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? not really

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? nope

013. If you use lube, what do you use? nothing

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? My neighbor

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yeah

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yeah

017. What do you usually jack off to? anything but straight porn usually

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yeah my other neighbor

019. Is your semen thick or thin? mid range

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? into a handkerchief

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no I can't and I haven't

022. Where do you jack off at most? my bedroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

03-26-2013, 02:54 AM
001. How old are you?
30

002. How often do you jack off?
Most days

003. With which hand?
Left

004. How big is your penis?
4.5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
empty communal shower

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
In a forest

008. Ever jacked at school?
yep

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
15

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
just tried it

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
no

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes use lube

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
durex play


014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
housemates!

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yep

017. What do you usually jack off to?
naked ladies lol

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
average?

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
into something

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes and no

022. Where do you jack off at most?
at home

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

03-28-2013, 06:10 PM
001. How old are you? 44 years

002. How often do you jack off? 2 times a week

003. With which hand? left and right

004. How big is your penis? 6"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot out...

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? at nigth in a guard house

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? in the forest

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? i don't know...

010. How did you learn how to jack off? very good question... is there something to learn?

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? if i'm going on slowly enough...

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes. most of the time

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Silicon oil

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no (I'm not Aware...)
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? many...

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? oh yes!

017. What do you usually jack off to? very different

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? no

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? most time i will shoot on my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? i tried, but i can't...

022. Where do you jack off at most? at home...

023. Are you cut or uncut? i let my dick cut at an Age of 30 years. one of my best decision i've ever made. it's so much better without foreskin...

03-29-2013, 07:31 AM
001. How old are you?
24

002. How often do you jack off?
2-5 times a week

003. With which hand?
both

004. How big is your penis?
6 - 6.5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
both

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
in the woods

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
in the woods

008. Ever jacked at school?
nope

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
self taught

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
some but I wouldn't say lots

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
somtimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
lotion & water

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
nope

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
nope

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
nope

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
nope

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
both depends

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I have tried and I was successful in my teen years when I was regularly stretching and practicing martial arts

022. Where do you jack off at most?
home

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

03-29-2013, 01:09 PM
001. How old are you?
31

002. How often do you jack off?
Every day

003. With which hand?
Both but prefer right

004. How big is your penis?
7.5" x 5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Both, it oozes as precum and shoots hard when I get off

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Christmas Eve Mass

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
All over, anywhere semi private but where people would be able to see if they looked

008. Ever jacked at school?
Oh yeah!

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
From the 16 yo neighbor boy that molested me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
I leak like a sieve

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
I usually precum enough to use as lube, or I use spit

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Astroglide is my preferred brand

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Yes. Parents, friends, sister, teachers, boss

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes, it's posted here.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Pervy taboo porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
In between

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
I usually hold a paper towel in front of my cock and shoot on that

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes, and yes

022. Where do you jack off at most?
Home in my computer chair

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Partially cut

03-29-2013, 09:44 PM
001. How old are you? 22

002. How often do you jack off? Once or twice a day

003. With which hand? Left

004. How big is your penis? 8in

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Car

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Nope

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12 or 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Don't remember

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Kinda

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Lube or lotion

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yup

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Nope

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Nope

022. Where do you jack off at most? My room

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

04-01-2013, 12:14 AM
001. How old are you?
38

002. How often do you jack off?
Daily, at least twice usually

003. With which hand?
Right

004. How big is your penis?
Close to 8 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
See next answer

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes, in some bushes in an alleyway

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
13

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
A friend showed me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
no

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Varies

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Stomach usually, occasionally on my face and in my mouth

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes, sadly I can't

022. Where do you jack off at most?
home

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

04-02-2013, 06:24 AM
001. How old are you?
18
002. How often do you jack off?
Used to be at least once per day, but as of right now, last time was a few weeks ago.
003. With which hand?
A bit of both.
004. How big is your penis?
Almost 7 inches.
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoot.
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
In a tent while camping.
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Never outdoors.
008. Ever jacked at school?
Not to completion, but got myself hard accidentally once.
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
13
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Quick tips from a friend, then figured the rest out myself. Came quite naturally actually.
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Quite a bit. Tastes great too ;)
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Nope.
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
The lube I use for... other things is four seasons personal lubrican in the glow in the dark tube.
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Twice, once by my brother, once by my dad.
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yep, then I pulled out some frames and turned it into a gif.
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
All the time.
017. What do you usually jack off to?
Usually, nothing. Sometimes I'll bring up some porn though.
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Once or twice.
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
It's on some weird mid-ground.
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
If I'm jacking for someone or making a video, onto my stomach. If I just wank at home, into a random item of clothing (socks or underwear) to be washed later.
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I have, and I used to be able to fit a few centimeters into my mouth, then I stopped trying and now I can't :(
022. Where do you jack off at most?
At home in my room.
023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut.

04-03-2013, 07:25 AM
Hey. New here.

001. How old are you? 19

002. How often do you jack off? once a day at most

003. With which hand? both

004. How big is your penis? 7in length / 5in girth

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot. SHOOT.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? school

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? beach

008. Ever jacked at school? yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 10? maybe.

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Girls.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Too much.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? No

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yea. family.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yea, but they aren't online.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017. What do you usually jack off to? girls

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? girls, yea.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? both, it's different all the time.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? both depending on how I feel at the time.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes and yes

022. Where do you jack off at most? home

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

04-04-2013, 04:20 AM
001. How old are you?
55
002. How often do you jack off?
3 or 4 times a week as i have time
003. With which hand?
Right
004. How big is your penis?
6
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoter
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Factory storage room
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes, woods behind the house
008. Ever jacked at school?
no, never
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
13
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
At school from a friend during a ball game.
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
About a drop
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
not usually
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
baby oil
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
never
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
not yet
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
no
017. What do you usually jack off to?
day dreaming
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
sometimes
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
sock
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
tried but no way
022. Where do you jack off at most?
sofa
023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

04-12-2013, 04:18 AM
001. How old are you? 67

002. How often do you jack off? seldom, these days

003. With which hand? Left

004. How big is your penis? 7.5 - 8

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? depends

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? airplane

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, woods, beach, park.

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 9

010. How did you learn how to jack off? was playing with it one days and it ejaculated.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? sometimes, not often

013. If you use lube, what do you use? ky

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? videos

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? mouth

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? when I was young, did it all the time

022. Where do you jack off at most? home

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

04-12-2013, 04:49 AM
Sweet! Keep strokin' dude!

001. How old are you? 67

002. How often do you jack off? seldom, these days

003. With which hand? Left

004. How big is your penis? 7.5 - 8

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? depends

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? airplane

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, woods, beach, park.

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 9

010. How did you learn how to jack off? was playing with it one days and it ejaculated.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? sometimes, not often

013. If you use lube, what do you use? ky

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? videos

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? mouth

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? when I was young, did it all the time

022. Where do you jack off at most? home

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

04-14-2013, 01:24 AM
001. How old are you? 21

002. How often do you jack off? at least once a day

003. With which hand? left

004. How big is your penis? 6.5in-7in

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?depends but mostly ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?school.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? no

008. Ever jacked at school? yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? idr. maybe 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? just by touching myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? depends.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? lube. my saliva.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? ID

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? boyfriend (ex)

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes - i have

019. Is your semen thick or thin? mainly thin. but it depends on how long i build up the load.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? my hand. then i eat it ;)

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes and No.

022. Where do you jack off at most? Home. In the shower.

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

04-14-2013, 06:07 AM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?
38

002. How often do you jack off?
everyday

003. With which hand?
right hand

004. How big is your penis?
6.5 to 7 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot out

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
bathroom

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes in garden

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
14

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
by touching myself and my friend learn me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes sop and my saliva

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
ky

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
yes my mom

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
naked men and women and porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes sure

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

my hand and stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
when i was young

022. Where do you jack off at most?
home-bath

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

all my answers are honest

04-15-2013, 07:39 PM
001. How old are you?49

002. How often do you jack off?1-3 times/day

003. With which hand?rt

004. How big is your penis?6.5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?all the time, woods

008. Ever jacked at school?hell yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?mmm yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?whatever’s handy (KY, hand lotion, cooking oil, etc.)

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?wife

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?not yet

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?not yet

017. What do you usually jack off to?fantasy of me, another guy and wife ;-P

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?hell yea

019. Is your semen thick or thin?in the middle

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?yep, can’t but damn I wish I could

022. Where do you jack off at most?bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?cut

04-15-2013, 08:48 PM
001. How old are you? 25

002. How often do you jack off? At least daily

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis? About 5.5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Both, usually ooze but shoots in longer sessions

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? At middle school when I was in 8th grade

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, in the woods by a cabin I go to

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes, see Q 6

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? Dont know, but it was before I could cum

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Taught myself really

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? No, usually jack in quick sessions

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes, use water based lubes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Water based

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? I think so, sister opened door once when I was jacking off, I put covers over me as she opened door, she never said anything but I think she caught me

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Rarely, always felt weird doing it

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Usually think

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach and sometimes into a tissue

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? No and no

022. Where do you jack off at most? In my bed at home

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

04-22-2013, 07:56 AM
001. How old are you?
23

002. How often do you jack off?
Once a day

003. With which hand?
Right

004. How big is your penis?
7.5" but kind of 3" soft

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
On my aunt's bed hehe

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Beach, i was younger

008. Ever jacked at school?
No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12 or 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
idk comes natural i guess

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Not really

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
NO

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
None

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
By a baby sitter

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
No

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Girls, asses

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Nope

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Into something usually

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
hehe its not big enough to reach lol

022. Where do you jack off at most?
On bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut

04-22-2013, 02:11 PM
001. How old are you? 34

002. How often do you jack off? every few weeks

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 6"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? plane washroom, urinals

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes, woods, dirt roads, backyard, park

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? not sure!

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? precum, spit, piss, lotion

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? mom once

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? many!

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? internet porn, or on cam

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? mostly stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? tried but cant :-(

022. Where do you jack off at most? office

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

04-23-2013, 04:09 AM
001. How old are you?
29
002. How often do you jack off?
5 times a week or more
003. With which hand?
right
004. How big is your penis?
7x5.5
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
depends but mostly shoot
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
a bus?
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes, in a forest outside my house when i was a kid
008. Ever jacked at school?
at boarding school, yes
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
about 11
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
by myself
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
no
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes, all sorts
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
vasaine, ky, hand lotion
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes
017. What do you usually jack off to?
hot stories, vids, webcam
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
stomach (and higher!)
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
no
022. Where do you jack off at most?
in bed, in front of the computer
023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

04-23-2013, 10:45 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you? 58

002. How often do you jack off? 3-4 times a week

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? large

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Friends transport yard

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? woods

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? can't remember

010. How did you learn how to jack off? it came naturally I guess

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? rarely

013. If you use lube, what do you use? hand cream

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? my dad

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? my own mental images/scenarios

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
stomach
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes and I can.

022. Where do you jack off at most? bedroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut - done from choice aged 19 (1974)

04-28-2013, 03:35 AM
001. How old are you?
66.

002. How often do you jack off?
every day.

003. With which hand?
Right.

004. How big is your penis?
6"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
ooze.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
not sure.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
often.

008. Ever jacked at school?
no.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12? I think.

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Taught myself.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Not lots.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Sometimes.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Nothing lately.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Almost, but no.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
no camera

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
no camera.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
erotic stories!

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Sometimes.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
It alternates, usually pretty thin though.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
into my hand, I eat my own cum.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I wish.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In front of my PC.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut.

04-29-2013, 04:51 PM
001. How old are you? 40

002. How often do you jack off? daily

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? close to 7 on a good day. around 6.5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? outside a wedding hall with my then gf

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? see above

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 10-11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? experimentation and a lot of time!

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? depends how long I've been getting horny for...

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? water soluble gel

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? will do soon :)

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017. What do you usually jack off to? first person cam and amateurs...most manufactured pron is crap

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? usually stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes - and no I can't

022. Where do you jack off at most? home on my bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

04-29-2013, 05:28 PM
Hey guys, new member here, just joined yesterday. Thought this seemed like a good way to introduce myself!

001. How old are you? I'm 20

002. How often do you jack off? Varies a lot. Lately it's been every day.

003. With which hand? Both. If I'm only using one, it's the right.

004. How big is your penis? 9"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoots, then oozes.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In my bed while my roommate was asleep, hah

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Nope

008. Ever jacked at school? Nope

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11 or so

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Um, learn? It just sorta happened

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Tons, yes.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Precum!

013. If you use lube, what do you use? PRECUM!

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Not yet! Fingers crossed.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yup.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yup. On this very site.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Uh, porn...

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yup

019. Is your semen thick or thin? This also varies a lot. Lately it's been pretty thick.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Little of both

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I've tried, but I can't quite do it. I'm tall.

022. Where do you jack off at most? My bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

:)

04-29-2013, 11:51 PM
001. How old are you?
I'm 21 years old.

002. How often do you jack off?
Almost daily.

003. With which hand?
Left, but normally I use both.

004. How big is your penis?
About 8 inches (20cm)

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
I'm a shooter!

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
At the gym toilette

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes, I was camping

008. Ever jacked at school?
No.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
11 years

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
With cousins

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
No.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
No, just saliva.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
-

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Yes, by my mother.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Just made it!

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes, a lot.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn, porn and more porn!

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Sometimes about their girlfriends and sisters. I'm just a scumbag

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Depends!

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
I try to shoot on my stomach, but it always hit my chin or face.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes, I can only lick the tip

022. Where do you jack off at most?
At home, in front of my computer.

04-30-2013, 01:41 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?
66
002. How often do you jack off?
2-3 times per week
003. With which hand?
both but mostly right
004. How big is your penis?
soft - 2.5-3.0" long x 3" around - hard - 5.5-6" long x 5.5" around
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
both
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
many places and I have a rather kinky imagination. public restrooms, outdoors are a couple
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes, all the time. when I am hiking, hunting, or whenever I feel the need.
008. Ever jacked at school?
yes
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12-13
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
when got hard it felt good when I rubbed it, then when I ejaculated it was wonderful, been doing it every since!
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
sometimes, other times just shoot my cum
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
occasionally...
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
ky, astro-glide, baby oil
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
wife
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes
016. Ever jacked off on a web cam for someone?
yes
017. What do you usually jack off to?
thinking of my wife getting another cock, but many other visuals too
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
both - depending how much foreplay before cumming

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
stomach, face, mouth, desk, tissue, hands, floor, on wife's naked body and face
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes, but too short and not flexible enough....envy those who can...lucky fellows
022. Where do you jack off at most?
front of pc, bedroom, outdoors,
023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut
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Vinnie_2008
Be PROUD of what you have.

05-04-2013, 12:48 AM
001. How old are you?
57

002. How often do you jack off?
1 or 2 1 to 2 weeks

003. With which hand?
usually right

004. How big is your penis?
1.2 to 1" soft and 4.25" hard

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Church

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes Church camp, barns, church parking lot

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes College

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
10

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Boy in 8th grade

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Astroglide, Wet, KY

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
No

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes many times

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn, chat

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
YES

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
usually thin unless it has been awhile

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes no

022. Where do you jack off at most?
Shower, family room

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

05-04-2013, 01:10 AM
001. How old are you?
19.
002. How often do you jack off?
2-4 times daily.
003. With which hand?
My right hand.
004. How big is your penis?
6 inches long, 5.5 inches around.
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
It shoots out, though not that forcefully.
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Probably the changing room at school.
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
In my back garden, and also with a friend in the woods near his house.
008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes, see 006.
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
I think I was about 12.
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
I was lying in bed when I was about 11, playing with my cock, I held my shaft in my left hand and splayed out the fingers of my right and sort of tossed my cockhead between them until I had a dry orgasm.
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Hardly any.
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
No need, I have a tight foreskin that works fine.
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
N/A.
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Nope.
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Only once, to send to a guy because we couldn't get our webcams working.
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Many times, guys and girls.
017. What do you usually jack off to?
Completely depends on my mood, generally real stories of people's experiences.
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
My female friends, yes.
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Kind of in between.
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
I keep (and regularly clean) a towel to cum onto.
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I've tried. And failed.
022. Where do you jack off at most?
My bedroom, either in bed or at my desk chair.
023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut, very tight foreskin.

05-06-2013, 12:11 AM
001. How old are you?
29

002. How often do you jack off?
once every day or two

003. With which hand?
left

004. How big is your penis?
6in hard 5.25 in girth

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
both...depends how long i've been jacking

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
outside

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes, in the woods

008. Ever jacked at school?
no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
13

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
can't remember actually

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Not a whole lot, but a bit

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
no

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
brother and gf
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
no

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
ranges...depends how long since last orgasm

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
I generally hold my foreskin closed and shoot into it

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yep, tried and got about half of the head in one time

022. Where do you jack off at most?
at computer desk :)

023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut but have restored my foreskin

05-06-2013, 08:27 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?

002. How often do you jack off?

003. With which hand?

004. How big is your penis?

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?

008. Ever jacked at school?

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?

010. How did you learn how to jack off?

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

017. What do you usually jack off to?

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

019. Is your semen thick or thin?

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?

022. Where do you jack off at most?

023. Are you cut or uncut?

1.34
2.daily
3.right
4.7
5.shoot
6. gym
7.yes woods
8.no
9.13
10. trial and error
11.yes
12.yes
13.spit
14.no
15.yes
16.yes
17.gay porn
18. no
19.thick
20.chest
21.yes, no
22. bed
23.cut

05-13-2013, 05:42 AM
001. How old are you? 62

002. How often do you jack off? At least daily.

003. With which hand? Both

004. How big is your penis? 6"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? mostly ooze, except when it's been awhile

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? public bathroom

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes; while camping

008. Ever jacked at school? yes.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11 or 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? a friend taught me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? not lots, but enough!

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? sometimes, but prefer nothing

013. If you use lube, what do you use? baby oil

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no.

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn with cum shot.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? almost always

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? depends on situation.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? tried a long time ago; can't, but sure wish I could!

022. Where do you jack off at most? in home office

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

05-18-2013, 08:12 PM
001. How old are you?
64
002. How often do you jack off?
Varies but recently every 2-3 days, sometimes daily.
003. With which hand?
right
004. How big is your penis?
5.5- 6
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
depends on frequency
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
in a car
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes, back yard
008. Ever jacked at school?
no
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
teen, not sure
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
dad showed me
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
sometimes
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
just when jacking with my fleshlight or other jackin toy
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
ky
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes, on cam4
017. What do you usually jack off to?
usually guys jacking solo and together, also m/f fucking, masturbating together.
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
not really
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
usually thin
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
typically into a hanky
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
could when i was younger
022. Where do you jack off at most?
in front of the puter or tv streaming vids from the puter
023. Are you cut or uncut?
un but no foreskin

05-19-2013, 07:09 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you? 65

002. How often do you jack off? at least 5 times per week

003. With which hand? right hand

004. How big is your penis? about 8" by 3"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? ooze and shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? in a wrecked car

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes / in my yard, in the woods, and other places

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? about 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? heard an older boy talking about it and decided to try it. glad i did

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? ky jelly, hand lotion

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? oh hell yeah

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? oh yeah

017. What do you usually jack off to? anykind of porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? a few

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? normally into my hand

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no and no

022. Where do you jack off at most? bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

05-20-2013, 07:31 AM
Hi ! Sorry for my bad English, but I'm Begian and French speaking... ;-)

001. How old are you?
54

002. How often do you jack off?
Mor or less, twice a week (with a great variation from one week to another)

003. With which hand?
Both the hands, but the right one is the most active one.

004. How big is your penis?
Length - flaccid : +/- 10,5 cm (+/- 4,2 " )
Length - erect : +/- 15,5 cm (+/- 6,1 ")
Girth - flaccid : +/- 12 cm (+/ - 4,7 ") (circumference at the base of the glans / I'm cut)
Girth - erect : +/- 14 cm (+/- 5,6 ")

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Toilets of musea, bars or restaurants. Toilets of railway train. Toilets of my office. Outdoors: forest, beach.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
See 007

008. Ever jacked at school?
School, no. But office, yes !

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
+/- 12 year (? - not sure...)

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
By myself !

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
A bit, not a lot.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
No, except soap when I jack off while taking a shower.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
See 012.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
No when jackin off. But once, by my wife, when I was preparing myself to jack off... ;-)

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
No?

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Not for someone, but with someone ("chatroulette").

017. What do you usually jack off to?
All kind of erotic or porn texts, images,pics or videos. And sometines without any support.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Normally, no. But there are exceptions...

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Medium.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
It depends. Sometimes stomach, sometimes (most often) kleenex.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Already tried, but not succed... ;-)

022. Where do you jack off at most?
First: at home, being in front of the screen of my PC ; Second: public or office toilets ; Third : in the Nature (a little forest, next to my house)

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut. Since the age of 18, anf for medical reasons.

05-20-2013, 10:20 PM
001. How old are you?
i m 21

002. How often do you jack off?
hmm mostly daily, but sometimes i will try to hold it for a few days

003. With which hand?
left (right hand using the mouse ;) )

004. How big is your penis?
6.2 inch

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot out :P

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
on the subway car ;)

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
tried on the bus and on the subway, even one time at a public washroom at urinal when someone was watching me (he ended up sucked my cock for a bit :rolleyes:)

008. Ever jacked at school?
nope

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
when i was in grade 7 i think?

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
by myself haha

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
most of the time yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
not really

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
nope i think

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
not yet but may do it in the future :)

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
nope

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn?

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
my crush in high school :o

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
most of the time thick (and taste good too!)

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
cum towel or stomach or hand (and sometimes eat it after :p)

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
nope...

022. Where do you jack off at most?
in my room

023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut

05-21-2013, 01:59 AM
001. How old are you?
i m 23

002. How often do you jack off?
daily, but tend to leave for a few days

003. With which hand?
right

004. How big is your penis?
7.5 inch dont really measure(rough guess)

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot out :P

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked of?
back of a bus upstairs(it was for a bet)

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
on the bus and pretty much anywhere when drunk as get very horny

008. Ever jacked at school?
yep and also had very first blowjob and handjob at school

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
bout 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
most of the time yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
not really

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
i dont really

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
yeh friends gf( ended up with a blowjob out of it so cant complain )

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yeh

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn, pics people send me after i they ask to see my cock lol

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yeh hes a fucking hunk and a mate who is bi so u never know lol

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
most of the time thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
stomach or all ova the place

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
never tried

022. Where do you jack off at most?
in my room or all ova house considering i live alone

023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut

05-24-2013, 12:35 AM
001. How old are you? Sixty years

002. How often do you jack off? Daily - but to edge - not to cum

003. With which hand? Both but tend to favor the left

004. How big is your penis? Average - about 6 inches erect and 1-2 inches slack

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? oozes when wanking but after a long edging session - lasting days i shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? in my classroom at school

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? often - in various nature reserves and bush areas

008. Ever jacked at school? many many times

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13 years old

010. How did you learn how to jack off? self taught - had a stiffy and started to rub it - and voila my love affair started

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? a fair amount

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? - no - just the precum sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? precum

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? yes - a schoolfreidn and my au pair

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? several times

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? have recently discovered this wonderful means of stimulation

017. What do you usually jack off to? other guys jacking, shemales, gay porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach and hand - i like to eat my semen

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes and no i cant

022. Where do you jack off at most? at home

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

05-26-2013, 01:01 PM
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach and hand - i like to eat my semen



good for you, luvs2wank.

I wonder how many here regularly drink or eat their own semen?
How does it taste?

Mine tasted salty and smelled like bleach

05-26-2013, 10:04 PM
pretty flat taste - not unpleasant but definitely not a strawberry milk shake.

05-28-2013, 09:17 PM
001. 36
002. 1-2 times a day
003. right
004. 4.5 hard 2 soft (inches)
005. both
006. work
007. yea-woods
008. no
009. dont remember....maybe 13
010. learned by myself rubbing on pillow
011. yes
012. no
013. n/a
014. no
015. yes alot of times for my wife she loves to watch me jerk off
016. yes on webcam on lpsg was mutual masterbation with big cock while my wife watched
017. womens feet pics
018. female friends yes
019. thick
020. stomach
021. no and no
022. home
023. cut

05-29-2013, 11:48 PM
001. How old are you? 45

002. How often do you jack off? once a day

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 6.5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? changing room at wal-mart

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? in the woods during a hike

008. Ever jacked at school? in the locker room

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? friend

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? alittle :(

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Astroglide

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? friend

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yep

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? lots of time

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? hell yeah

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yep, but not gifted enough to be able to do it.

022. Where do you jack off at most? bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

05-30-2013, 11:59 AM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?
24

002. How often do you jack off?
1 or 2 times a day

003. With which hand?
Right

004. How big is your penis?
7.5 inches long, 4.5 around head

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shooter ( usually in my face)

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Work

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yeah fields by my house

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yeah

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
10

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Saw it in my dads porn

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Some not loads

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
No

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Dad

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yeah

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yeah

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Boys on cam

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Yeah

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Chest and face

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Sure can :)

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut

That's about it guys

05-31-2013, 02:32 PM
001. How old are you?
43

002. How often do you jack off?
1 or 2 times a week

003. With which hand?
right

004. How big is your penis?
3 inches soft
3.5 around soft
6.25 long hard
5.75 around hard

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
in a sail boat

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
beaches, parks, cinema...

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
15 and a half

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
friends at school showed me

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
no

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
yes, a friends mum. she caught me wanking but watched me finish off

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
not yet but will do soon

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
old friends

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
depends when I last came

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
into something

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes, but no

022. Where do you jack off at most?
in bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut

05-31-2013, 07:54 PM
001. How old are you? im 55

002. How often do you jack off? 3 times a day at least

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 5, 5 inch thin

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? in a bus

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? in parks often

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? from another man

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? depends on how horny I am

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? no

013. If you use lube, what do you use? nothing

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? a stranger he watched me then he fucked me in my ass

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes when im alone

017. What do you usually jack off to? men

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? no

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? something

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no

022. Where do you jack off at most? bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut
__________________

06-02-2013, 07:30 AM
Yo! Fill dis out, please.
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?
48, almost 49

002. How often do you jack off?
Couple times a week - could be more often but I enjoy being horny

003. With which hand?
mostly left nowadays, thanks to the internet

004. How big is your penis?
about 7" long, 6" around (watch my videos and see for yourself)

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Depends on how long I've been edging. Usually the first shot shoots, then it oozes after that.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
I don't think any of them are especially weird. (That's partly what public restrooms are for, right? And in an adult theater/bookstore it would be weird not to jack off.) In my car, I guess. Oh wait, there was a Greyhound bus in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night. I think the guy across from me was a sleep :-p

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
A couple of sleepovers out in the back yard when I was a teenager; a park here in town that's known for that kind of activity (it's been years since I did that, though).

008. Ever jacked at school?
In junior high/high school - never. In college, all the time. Now I'm back in school, and -- never.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12 and a half

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Just doin' what came naturally. My dick told me what it wanted.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
A little, not too much. I have to be careful about getting a wet spot on the front of my pants (if I'm wearing pants).

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Albolene is the nectar of the gods. I don't really have the privacy to store a jar of it near my computer though, so I have a tube of Eucerin "Calming Creme" which works pretty well. At least I can pretend it's there for a legitimate reason.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
A few times. My older brother when I was about 13 (we shared a room). That could have been hot, but he was an asshole about it. Bunkmate at summer camp who I thought was asleep. Roommate in college who I thought was asleep. (I don't count the times when I was hoping someone would see)

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Have you seen my profile?:cool:

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
a few times. Camming is not as much fun for me as recording myself so people can watch any time.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn/someone's webcam

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Pretty thick, I think

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
On my stomach or on my thigh, mostly; then clean it up with whatever article of clothing I'm using as a project at the time

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I was able to touch the head with the tip of my tongue when I was about 13. It was difficult then and would put me in the hospital now. I have dreams about it though.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In my chair in front of my computer.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut.

06-02-2013, 07:41 AM
That was how I cleaned up every night from age 13 till I left for college. I shared a room with my older brother. He was an asshole and made fun of my stash of crusty socks (told his friends -- some of them were hot but they were assholes too), so after that I had to hide the evidence. My routine for 5 years was to cum in my hand, lick it up, roll over & go to sleep.

The taste never bothered me. It just tastes like cum, that's all. Of course if you have cum in your mouth it means someone nearby just had an orgasm, so the taste has positive associations for me :-)

Sometimes it actually is kind of sweet, which can be nice.

06-02-2013, 09:49 PM
001. How old are you?
31
002. How often do you jack off?
about once a day. sometimes more, sometimes less.
003. With which hand?
right
004. How big is your penis?
6 inches
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
ooze except when I haven't jacked off too much.
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
in an attic in my parents shed.
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
no
008. Ever jacked at school?
no
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
10
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
my fathers porn collection
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
sometimes
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes.
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
baby oil, or actual lube
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
no
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes ;)
017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn or cam.
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
no
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
depends
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
my hand
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
no and no
022. Where do you jack off at most?
the shower
023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut

06-07-2013, 12:32 AM
001. How old are you?
29
002. How often do you jack off?
twice a week
003. With which hand?
right
004. How big is your penis?
7"
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
ooze
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
school
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
ina a field
008. Ever jacked at school?
yes
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
13
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
sliding my dick on the bottom of the tub
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
yes
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
lube, lotion
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes
017. What do you usually jack off to?
solo jerk videos
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
into something
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes and no
022. Where do you jack off at most?
bedroom
023. Are you cut or uncut?
___cut_______________

06-08-2013, 10:14 AM
01. How old are you?
36

002. How often do you jack off?
1/day

003. With which hand?
Both

004. How big is your penis?
8.5 long/ 6.25 diameter

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
My first 2 loads blow (often on my own face) the third 50/50 ooze or shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
on a Mardi Gras float

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
As a teenager I would streak a lot at night and jerk off as cars approached.

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes in the JV locker room

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
I don't remember

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
A boy down the street

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
nope

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yep...usually lube

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
KY liquid

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
My mom, sister (several times)my 8th grade buddy.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
many, every since I found my dad's old camcorder and a blank tape.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
bisexual threesomes

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
its like motor oil thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
into something....my mouth though some lands on my stomach, arm, laptop, headboard the wall behind me

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I have tried and nope I am just not that skinny and limber but it doesn't stop me from still trying

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In front of the computer...that's where all the porn is.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

06-11-2013, 09:28 PM
001. How old are you? 62

002. How often do you jack off? almost daily

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis? 4.5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Church Restroom

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? my van, while driving on the interstate

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 14 (i think...can't really remember)

010. How did you learn how to jack off? no idea

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? When I edge

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? All kinds of stuff

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? no

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no

022. Where do you jack off at most? in my bedroom, at my computer

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

06-12-2013, 04:28 PM
001. How old are you?* 48

002. How often do you jack off?* twice a week , sometimes more

003. With which hand?* right

004. How big is your penis?* 7 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?* use to shoot over head, now not so much

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?* work

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? * mountains

008. Ever jacked at school?* no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? * 12 first time shot. 6 first time dry

010. How did you learn how to jack off?* taught by my brothers

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?* no ( wish i did)

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?* sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? * usually KY

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? * no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? * not yet

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?* yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? * stuff and things

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?* i have

019. Is your semen thick or thin? * now is thicker

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? into something

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?* cant reach

022. Where do you jack off at most?* shower

023. Are you cut or uncut?* cut :eek:

06-14-2013, 11:04 PM
001. How old are you?
23
002. How often do you jack off?
Before: Daily Recently:Every after around 3 days.
003. With which hand?
Right
004. How big is your penis?
Flaccid:3" (may be shorter during colder times) Erect:4.5"
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoots most of the time
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Shower room of a resort
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Never. If I can, I might try some nice backyard.
008. Ever jacked at school?
Just in the dormitory
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Prolly around 13
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
I'm used to touching my dick head when I was a kid.
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
No. It's dry most of the time
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Yes.
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Petroleum Jelly, Lotion
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
I don't think so. Probably the closest one was by my uncle
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes
017. What do you usually jack off to?
Many to mention. Usually I do it in the shower with no porn magazine. Just my imagination.
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Yes. But not too often.
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
It's thick most of the time.
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
On my stomach and sometimes I how further up I can go.
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes. Right now I can just lick the tip and some parts of the head
022. Where do you jack off at most?
In the showers
023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

06-17-2013, 12:07 PM
001. How old are you? 26

002. How often do you jack off? Varies: from once a day to a couple times a week.

003. With which hand? Either

004. How big is your penis? 4 inches long,

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Depends on my grip on my cock and how much I flex my PC muscles

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In a crowded public pool.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? See number 5.

008. Ever jacked at school? No, never enough adequate cover.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? I figured it out on my own.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Sometimes.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Occasionally I'll use a masturbation sleeve.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Anything water-based.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Not yet.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes, it's on my dick.net page.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes, my wife.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn and music videos mostly.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Some of my female friends, and one of my male friends.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Depends on what I've been eating. Fruit usually makes it thicker.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Depends on where I'm jerking it: I mostly cum into my hand so I can eat it.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Nope, too chubby to try.

022. Where do you jack off at most? My private quarters.

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut.
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06-18-2013, 07:06 AM
001. How old are you? 24

002. How often do you jack off? Daily

003. With which hand? Left

004. How big is your penis? 6 in

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Depends on how horny I am

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Camp

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Hells yes, my house

008. Ever jacked at school? Yup

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Accidentally

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Nope

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Sometime (lotion or lube)

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Lube lol

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Almost by my mom

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Um...Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yup

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn or use my imagination

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Sure thing!

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Depends

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I have tried and would love to one day

022. Where do you jack off at most? Home

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

06-20-2013, 01:09 AM
001. How old are you? im 28

002. How often do you jack off? once a night or day

003. With which hand? im right handed but i like doing it with left. so i can hold my mouse lol

004. How big is your penis? 7inc

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? on a roof

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes work out on a farm

008. Ever jacked at school? yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? taught myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? no

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? yes my mum

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes a lot of videos

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes myfreecams

017. What do you usually jack off to? pics porn camsites

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? friends fucking girls yip

019. Is your semen thick or thin? depends

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? floor

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no

022. Where do you jack off at most? at home in my room

023. Are you cut or uncut?[/QUOTE] uncut

06-20-2013, 02:16 AM
001. How old are you?
42

002. How often do you jack off?
Most days

003. With which hand?
Often use both

004. How big is your penis?
8.5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoots out

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
On the train

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Often at the beach or woods

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes, during class with class mates

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
11 years old

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Just sort of happened. Used to play a lot at night.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
An average amount

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Normally a good bit of spit

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Many times. Used to share a room with other guys when I was in the Navy, so was always getting caught wanking.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Sure, take a look at my page on this site.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes a few times.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn videos and pictures.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Yes one of my work colleagues, he says he's straight but likes to show me pictures of his cock.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Somewhere in between

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
If I'm outside, I shoot on the ground. The other day in the car I shot into my hand. If I'm with somebody I shoot on their stomach or face.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I used to be able to when I was more flexible.

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In the bathroom or toilet at home, closely followed by work toilets.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut

06-22-2013, 09:04 PM
001. How old are you?
20

002. How often do you jack off?
Once every day or two

003. With which hand?
Left, although I'm right-handed

004. How big is your penis?
6" at my hardest, usually somewhere between there and 5 3/4"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Ooze/weak shoot if a quicky, shoot if I take my time

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Gas station bathroom, but didn't get off

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Nope, but would if the opportunity came up

008. Ever jacked at school?
Nope

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
13

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
By accident in the shower

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Yes, often enough to use as lube

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Tried real lube, but it irritated my skin. When I use something its coconut oil, works great and lasts a long time. Other than that just precum and a little spit to get things going

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
No, but had a couple close calls by my mom

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Once, deleted it almost immediately after

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Just discovered I like it :)

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Whatever free porn Google can find and that I like

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Nope

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Mostly thick, but I'll have a couple thin squirts

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes, not even close

022. Where do you jack off at most?
My bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

Wow, never shared any of that with anyone

07-01-2013, 06:58 AM
I lov ur cock god dymm

07-01-2013, 07:32 AM
001. How old are you?
30

002. How often do you jack off?
everyday

003. With which hand?
im right handed but use left to jerk off

004. How big is your penis?
8.5 or 8

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
both but I shoot if I edge or am really horny

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
ice-cream truck or movie theater

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
beach ,park,car or docks

008. Ever jacked at school?
yep

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
10 or 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
friend showed me there reached over n jacked me off

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
lotz

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
precum n spit

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
roommatez friendz,dad,dates and friendz

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Sure did

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes lotta times on A.F.F

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn videos and pictures web cams live stuff

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yea I hav hot friends

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Can go both wayz

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
If I'm outside, I shoot on the ground.in a car into my hand or napkin. If I'm with somebody I shoot on their stomach ass or face or in them:D. if alone I aim for my belly but can hit my face

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
no

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In my game room

023. Are you cut or uncut?
CUT

07-01-2013, 10:57 AM
001. 39

002. twice a week

003. right, or with a pillow

004. 7 inches

005. it shoots and oozes some.

006. in the restroom (I'd never do that again)

007. never do it outside

008. couple of times (in college - refer to 006)

009. 15

010. with pictures...

011. not much

012. I would love to.

013. Never had used lube

014. Not yet, only if my mom shows up unannounced... lol.

015. No, not confident with myself yet.

016. I have

017. Some fetish videos

018. Sometimes ::blush::

019. Sometimes thick

020. Sometimes on my stomach or face, if the excitement gets me.

021. Never done that.

022. In my own bedroom

023. Cut and proud of it

07-01-2013, 02:28 PM
001. How old are you? 49

002. How often do you jack off? a few times/week

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? about 5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? SHOOTS

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? poolside at a hotel

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? in the woods

008. Ever jacked at school? yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? read about it in my dad's book about sex

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? it depends

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? occasionally

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Albolene or KY

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? yes. strangers in restrooms and at the gym

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? porn, vids, cams, chats, phone sex

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yep

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? into my randy cum rag

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes. no.

022. Where do you jack off at most? in my masturbation chair

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

07-02-2013, 01:41 AM
001. How old are you? 42

002. How often do you jack off? A few times a week these days

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis? 7inches stiff

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Sometimes one sometimes the other

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes – at the park while walking the dogs

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Saw the kid next door, tried it out later

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? No

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Apricot oil

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Friends a couple of times

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes quite a few times

017. What do you usually jack off to? Remembering last fuck session with GF, or fantasising about the next…

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Only the GF

019. Is your semen thick or thin? In between

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes, no

022. Where do you jack off at most? In bed, or at the computer

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut

07-03-2013, 02:22 PM
001. How old are you? 29

002. How often do you jack off? Daily

003. With which hand? I use either hand

004. How big is your penis?About 4.5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot out

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Cinema

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, in the woods

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? I saw my brother doing it and I've been doing it ever since

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? No

013. If you use lube, what do you use? N/A

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? I almost got caught by my mom

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes, for my girlfriend

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes, my girlfriend

017. What do you usually jack off to? Erotic stories

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? On my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I haven't tried because I know I couldn't do it

022. Where do you jack off at most? In the shower

023. Are you cut or uncut? I am uncut

07-04-2013, 10:01 PM
001. How old are you? 46

002. How often do you jack off? Daily

003. With which hand? Right

004. How big is your penis?About 6.5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot out a lot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? On a train

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, in the woods

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? School

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? None

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? No

013. If you use lube, what do you use? N/A

014. Ever been caught jackin off? No

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes its on Gaytube

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes on cam4

017. What do you usually jack off to? Other guys pics

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? no

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Average

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? On my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I haven't tried because I know I couldn't do it

022. Where do you jack off at most? In bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? I am uncut

07-05-2013, 04:51 AM
30

few timez each day unless busy

left but im right handed , j.o now

8cut mayb 8.5

bit of both

ice cream truck cops desck n on dancefloor in a bi club

yea at the beach or park

no

11ish

a buddy of mine jerked of in i did as he did

yea

no

yea!

Yes

porn my self guyz tgirls ftm

yes i do

can be thick but all bout timming

well i do shoot sometimez so over my sholder or head but in a guyz mouth or ass

yea im not as flexable as i wish i was one day mayb

my couch normlly

im cut

07-05-2013, 01:39 PM
001. How old are you?
40
002. How often do you jack off?
4-7 X / week
003. With which hand?
right hand only
004. How big is your penis?
6"?
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoots
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
in the car driving
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes - in the woods, in the garage, in the shed
008. Ever jacked at school?
no
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
10?
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
rubbing myself because it felt good
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
yes, especially with extended sessions
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes, all kinds of slippery stuff
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
can't remember the name
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
many times
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
no
017. What do you usually jack off to?
thoughts, all kinds of pics and vids
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
varies
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
varies
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes, I used to be able to
022. Where do you jack off at most?
closet
023. Are you cut or uncut?
cur

07-06-2013, 06:30 AM
001. How old are you? 32

002. How often do you jack off? As often as I can.

003. With which hand? Left hand

004. How big is your penis? 7”

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? I’m a shooter!

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Cemetary

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes. Several places; the aforementioned cemetery, parking lot, corn field, park, beach, woods..anywhere I can!

008. Ever jacked at school? YES!

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? My Dads best friend.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Not usually.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? If I’m gooning I like to use Albolene. Outside of that, no.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? See previous answer

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yes. The older neighbor boy and his buddy from down the block and so glad they did catch me!!

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Kinda. Not to completion.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? No. I’m trying to work up the nerve to cam with someone.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Internet porn of various types.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Not anymore. Now it’s employees.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Depends

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I used to be able to lick and swirl my tongue around my dickhead. It was something to impress my horny high school friends with. Now, not so much.

022. Where do you jack off at most? In my bedroom sitting at my desk

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

07-08-2013, 06:55 PM
001. How old are you? 41

002. How often do you jack off? :-) once a day

003. With which hand? right mostly

004. How big is your penis? around 7

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? it just oozes out, wish it shot out

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? airport bathroom

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes, out in the barn when taking care of the horses

008. Ever jacked at school? yes years ago

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? around 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? friends

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? most of the time

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? spit, or lube

013. If you use lube, what do you use? What ever kind I grab out of the draw

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yes, brother, dad, and friends

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? many

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? all the time

017. What do you usually jack off to? BB fucking

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? A few

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Very Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? My hand mostly and lick it clean

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? could years ago

022. Where do you jack off at most? on the couch

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut but wish i was cut

07-16-2013, 03:01 AM
001. How old are you?
18

002. How often do you jack off?
Usually between 1-4 times a day

003. With which hand?
Right

004. How big is your penis?
7.5"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Both, usually depends on whether I'm winking to porn or on cam, on cam I shoot and with someone there I shoot too, every or here time it oozes out really

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
In a swimming pool

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Swimming pool and public toilets

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes but not to completion

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
11

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Just figured it out on my own

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Not much at all :(

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Never :(

013. If you use lube, what do you use?


014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Loads of times, mam, dad, sisters, friends pretty much everyone I know :/

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Hells yeah

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn, i like christian wilde, johnny rapid, out in crowd vids and cams

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Have done before

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Varies

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Aim for the belly and see where things fly from there

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes, I used to be able to the head but not anymore

022. Where do you jack off at most?
in bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

07-17-2013, 12:57 AM
001. How old are you?

27

002. How often do you jack off?

At least 4 times, sometimes less if I'm getting some. On times that I'm flying solo I can get off 10 times in a week.

003. With which hand?

I'm a switch hitter.

004. How big is your penis?

About 8 inches long by 5.5 thick

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?

Both, usually starts with shooting and ends with a small flood.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

In a tree in the park by my old school. I was just trying to get back at the bird who shit on me (JK) but seriously, a tree.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?

Back yard and in a tree!

008. Ever jacked at school?

No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?

I must have been about 7 years old. I'm pretty sure it was just semen.

010. How did you learn how to jack off?

Practice, practice, practice.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?

No but people say that I pre-cum when I'm getting head.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?

Occasionally, mostly like going natural.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

Body glide, durex massage/lube the scented kind

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

Yes, one time by my brother. Very embarrassing.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

Of course

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

Of course

017. What do you usually jack off to?

Porn, both video and pictures! Depends on how much data I have left on my phone :p

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

Sure, from time to time, but I'm mostly into porn when doing it.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?

Thick usually, if I drink a lot of water or don't exercise that day, it can get pretty fluid!

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

Stomach, face, chest... the wall. I like to focus on cumming so I don't like to be distracted by things like, where's the towel? I just clean it all up when I'm done ;)

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?

Yes and yes. I can fit the whole head if my cock in my mouth. I have always been extremely flexible! Doesn't hurt that I have a pretty big dick too.

022. Where do you jack off at most?

In my bed, no question about it.

023. Are you cut or uncut?

Cut

07-18-2013, 04:47 AM
My answers are below.

I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?41

002. How often do you jack off? several times a week

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 6"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? both

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? barn

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yes out on farm

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 10

010. How did you learn how to jack off? self

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? depends, usually some

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? water-based lube

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no, not that I know of.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017. What do you usually jack off to? watching others JO.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? on occasion

019. Is your semen thick or thin? depends

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes a long time ago, barely. Couldn't do it today.

022. Where do you jack off at most? bedroom

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

07-19-2013, 04:40 AM
001. How old are you? 50

002. How often do you jack off? actually 1-2 times daily, however I learned in the last time not to reach orgasms and to "torture" myself till the next session. Such way the number of my J/O sessions isn't actually the same as the number of orgasms

003. With which hand? basically with right at about 95%. While I'm actually able to do it with left hand as well, it was total impossible to my in my youth

004. How big is your penis? used to be like 8 inches long but actually as I became extreme fat it seems to shrink optically... ;-)

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? in most cases ooze - but if I'm extreme aroused, was jacking off very long or had exceptional long break between two ejaculations it happens also to shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? porn cinema in face of other guys

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? rarely in forest or in water

008. Ever jacked at school? rather not - don't remember such a case

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? about 11-12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? discovered by myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? no almost nothing at all

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? in fact only if I'm using toys like fleshlight

013. If you use lube, what do you use? aqua glide

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yes once by my wife and that was bad ;-) In my youth maybe also once by my grandma - but here I'm not 100% sure if she noticed it at all... In each case she showed no reactions

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes, many times

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes, often

017. What do you usually jack off to? either porn clips (preferable amateur porn) or erotic stories

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? something in between - but rather not very thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? mostly into tissues or on a towel

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I could as I was ca. 15-16 and did it even pretty often. But since I became fat it's no more possible to me

022. Where do you jack off at most? in bed or in front of my computer. If in bed I usually take my cellular phone or tablet PC with me to have some J/O stuff ;-)

023. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

07-19-2013, 08:51 AM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you? 60

002. How often do you jack off? 2-4 times/week

003. With which hand? mostly right

004. How big is your penis? 7"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? ooze, I'm disappointed to say.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? numerous places

008. Ever jacked at school? in college, yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? by myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Wet Platinum

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? my Dad

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? online porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? no

019. Is your semen thick or thin?

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? usually on stomach, otherwise floor or table

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes. No.

022. Where do you jack off at most? home

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut - don't really like uncut

07-19-2013, 08:38 PM
001. How old are you?
60 going on 25

002. How often do you jack off?
Average once a day, once in awhile I manage twice a day, but occasionally I skip a day or two. Depends on time available and whether I have manage to wear my poor cock out and it needs to recuperate a bit longer.

003. With which hand?
Both, but not at the same time, my cock is not built for horses. I am ambidextrous

004. How big is your penis?
6.5 inches when normally erect, 7 inches when fully rigid and horny as hell, 2 to 4 inches when at rest, -5 inches when cold

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Varies, mostly oozes with an initial small spurt, but sometimes Dar She Blows!!!

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Hmmm u tell me. Once with a male friend in the shower room at our military barracks, lucky we didn't get caught! A few times in the control room of the worlds largest telescope late at night when I was the only engineer working. Once in the bedroom and in front of two lesbian girls who made a bet with me (I lost) and wanted to watch me jack off.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Many times. I often go hiking by myself, find a nice secluded spot, take off all my clothes, lie around naked for awhile, fondle myself and jack off. Nicest way I know to commune with nature! By/In/On lakes, rivers, streams, waterfalls, mountain tops, cliff edges, beaches etc. (It is great as long as there are no mosquitoes or flies around to pester you!)

008. Ever jacked at school?
You know I never considered doing it at school until I read this question and some of the answers here! Wow, where was I? Too scared to even consider it because I would have feared getting caught and both my parents were teachers!!!

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
About 12 or 13, don't remember exactly

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
OK short version, in the Boy Scouts on a camping trip. Playing strip poker with some older boys, in a very crowded/packed tent! When you lost all your clothes you had to jerk off in front of everyone. I had to lie and say I knew how to JO in order to play, (I didn't have a clue but knew that JO was something the older boys did in secret) so it took some bravado on my part! Did I get an eyeful of info that night! Ask me for the long version if you are curious.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Usually no, but sometimes when I edge for a long time I will leak enough precum to soak my entire cock with! Great lube and leads to mind bending orgasms but takes a long time so don't do it too often.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Precum occasionally

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Precum, Udderly Smooth cream, Aloe Vera cream

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Once by a friend in the Boy Scouts. He was cool about it and joined me in the fun!

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
No, but would like to. Have taken pictures of my cock when I was cumming, does that count?

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Kinda makes for sticky webcams if you jack off on em! ;) Yes, a couple times, for strangers. Was pretty nervous though and it took me a long time to cum!

017. What do you usually jack off to?
John Klemer, Moody Blues, Pink Floyd... Oh oh oh... You probably didn't mean music... Well internet porn these days, who doesn't? I like both hetero sexual and homo sexual stories, images and videos. Show me something with a cute young 18 yr old girl getting her bod fucked by a 60 yr old geezer like me and I am whacking away! Or a young man with a big bear dick pumping horny man juices up his cute young ass and you got me and my cock's attention!

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Women friends - all the time! Now there is this drop dead gorgeous young Indian lady friend whom I have lusted after since the creation of time! There ought to be a law! Men friends - Only those few men with whom I have had sex with or who have shown sexual interest in me. Otherwise normally I do not think about sex with most of my male friends, their lack of interest cools my jets real fast.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Medium normal I should think... Never had it tested, though it may be on the thin side due to the fact that I only shoot blanks these days. (Some damn doctor cornered me awhile ago and got a hold of my balls with one hand and with a knife in the other hand. They have a penchant for carving on our poor bods if you let em, which I did...)

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
When I was younger I shot on my stomach, in my eye, on the headboard of my bed, on my balls (yeah figure that one out, I ain't telling :evilgrin:) all the time. Now I typically use a Kleenix and shoot into it. I kinda like jacking off holding my cock in some soft Kleenix as well, so makes it easy to cum in them when I am finishing up.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I WISH!!! If I could it would be non-stop! :D And if I could get my balls in my mouth I would be in heaven. Seriously though, when I was a young teenager, I did manage to get my tongue and cock head in contact a couple times, but boy did my back pay a price!

022. Where do you jack off at most?
All of the time, I jack off between my legs, upper area where my cock is located. Normally that is mostly at home in front of my computer. (Where was the internet when I was a teenager???) But my favorite places are when my cock is located outdoors, somewhere in nature, or in the hands/mouth of my wife who really enjoys jacking me off, or in the hands of a fuck buddy. I try to balance those options, against the front of my computer, about half the time.

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Like most good 1950's era parents, mine whacked me when I was too young to know better. I have grown to prefer the cut look though intellectually I know the uncut look is the natural/proper appearance. And I will fondle, JO, suck, and fuck either without hesitation.

Great Poll! Lots of fun questions to answer. And LOTS of interesting answers others have given. I can think of more good questions also, so maybe I will have to start a thread or two!

07-24-2013, 08:34 AM
001. How old are you? 53

002. How often do you jack off? Weekly

003. With which hand? Mostly my right hand.

004. How big is your penis? Almost 7 inches long and as big around as a toilet tissue roll with my cock head being a bit larger than the tt roll.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In jail.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, in a wooded area while a neighborhood boy watched.

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? Not Sure, maybe 13?

010. How did you learn how to jack off? My step-uncle

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? A whole lot.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Always.

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Baby oil, mineral oil, lotion, my partners cum.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yes, my room mate while staying in a hotel in Las Vegas, he was supposedf to be asleep in an ajoining room.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes many many years ago.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes, many times, long ago.

017. What do you usually jack off to? My favorite jo stimuli is videos on this site.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Occasionally

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach or chest, sometimes my chin or neck.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes. when I was younger I could just get about half of the head of my cock in my mouth.

022. Where do you jack off at most? In bed with my partner. When I was single it was in front of my pc looking at videos from this site.

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

07-24-2013, 09:33 AM
001. How old are you? 31

002. How often do you jack off? once or twice unless at work

003. With which hand? right.

004. How big is your penis? 6" erect.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Shoot.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? in the car while driving

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? No

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes in the dorms

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 14

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Just tried i

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? If i take my time
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Lotion

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? No

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Bi or straight porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? In a tissue

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Tried unsuccessfully

022. Where do you jack off at most? In front of computer

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

07-25-2013, 01:10 AM
001. How old are you?
19

002. How often do you jack off?
every day

003. With which hand?
with my right hand

004. How big is your penis?
it's about 17cm long and 4cm thick

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
mostly it shoots

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
in a forest

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
yes. in a forest ;)

008. Ever jacked at school?
no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
i learned it by myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
no

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
/

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
No...

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes ;)

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Sure

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Mostly some gangbang porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
no

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
On my stomach ;)

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
I tried that...but i'm not able to do that

022. Where do you jack off at most?
at home in my bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut

07-25-2013, 05:42 AM
you look so HOT and delicious:tonguewag:

07-25-2013, 11:31 PM
001. How old are you?
36 yrs old

002. How often do you jack off?
at least 4-5 times a week

003. With which hand?
Left

004. How big is your penis?
10x7 thick meat

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoots out in thick loads

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
A police station

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes. Backyard

008. Ever jacked at school?
No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
9 yrs old

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Watching porn

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Yes. Could fill up a shot glass with it.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Precum or spit

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Precum or spit

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Yes. But only by people I already wanted to fuck.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
No.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
No.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Internet porn or in-person strip show

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
No. But if I did we would be fucking.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
VERY thick like a milkshake

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Floor usually but also stomach or willing mouth or ass

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Every man has and no

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In front of computer

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut
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07-26-2013, 09:22 AM
001. How old are you? 39

02. How often do you jack off? About 5 times a week. Im very busy

003. With which hand? Left handed, right hand is for clicking.

004. How big is your penis? Average but thick

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Depends on the edging. No edging first squirt is pretty far but then oozes. Major edging...I could take someones head off.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? My work bathroom while on break.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes loved it and I was at a local river.

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 10

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Self taught.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? I would say not a lot.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Well, when your young you will try just about anything, butter, hand soap, cooking oil, but then started using lotion, spit and regular lube like K-Y jelly and so on.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Yes, my mother when I was about 13

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes, its on my profile.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes I have men and women

017. What do you usually jack off to? Taco Bell commercials.....kidding. Mostly straight porn, but dont mind seeing guys jerk off or blow job vids.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes, my fuck buddy and some of my female friends.

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thickish

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Since I have almost no privacey at home except the shower, I usually cum in the bathtub.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes I have and I could when I was about 16, but now....hell no might break a hip lol.

022. Where do you jack off at most? The bathtub

023. Are you cut or uncut? Cut

07-28-2013, 10:19 AM
001. 33 yo

002. 1-2 times a week

003. Right

004. 12 cm

005. shoot out

006. public urinoir

007. Never, but curious

008. Never

009. 11 yo

010. porn movie

011. Not alot

012. I ever

013. V-gel

014. Never

015. Ever

016. Ever

017. ?

018. Ever

019. Thick

020. On my stomach

021. Ever, but Can`t

022. Rest room

023. uncut/bi

07-29-2013, 12:49 AM
001. How old are you?
24
002. How often do you jack off?
every day
003. With which hand?
left usually but sometimes right
004. How big is your penis?
8.5
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot if I have went a day without jacking off otherwise ooze
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
back of work van with workmates in front seat
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
bus shelter near my house
008. Ever jacked at school?
yep during an exam I was near the back
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
saw my brother do it
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
yeh usually
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Vaseline or moisturiser
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
yeh caught by a mate - didn't hear him comin up stairs
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
nope
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yeh loads of times
017. What do you usually jack off to?
mmf porn
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
sometimes
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
stomach or into sock/boxers
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yeh an yeh
022. Where do you jack off at most?
in bed or at work
023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut

08-07-2013, 11:43 PM
001. How old are you? 43

002. How often do you jack off? pretty much daily

003. With which hand? both

004. How big is your penis? 7.2" x 5.6"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? usually ooze, sometimes shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? work

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? nope

008. Ever jacked at school? nope

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? figured it out from what older guys said

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? sometimes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? various

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? wife

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yep

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yep

017. What do you usually jack off to? fantasies or just about any porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? I have

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? sometimes

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no.... not that flexible

022. Where do you jack off at most? home

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut [/QUOTE]

08-08-2013, 01:45 AM
001. How old are you?
50

002. How often do you jack off?
Once per week

003. With which hand?
left

004. How big is your penis?
7.75 in

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Ooze mostly shoot now and then


006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Beach in Spain last week

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes


009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
10

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
no

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
no

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
wife

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
something

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
no

022. Where do you jack off at most?
home

023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut
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08-08-2013, 11:00 PM
001. How old are you? 24

002. How often do you jack off? 2-3 a week

003. With which hand? Left mainly

004. How big is your penis? I don't know, I've never checked

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? A little of both

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? Bowling alley bathroom

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yep. Outside the bowling alley

008. Ever jacked at school? Yep

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 14

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Lots of errors

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Nope

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Spit

013. If you use lube, what do you use? I don't know, the label is missing

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Not by anyone I didn't want to see

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Not intentionally

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? ;)

017. What do you usually jack off to? Porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Nope

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? The floor

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes. I used to be able to.

022. Where do you jack off at most? At my computer

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

08-09-2013, 04:33 AM
01. How old are you? 35

002. How often do you jack off? 3 or more a week

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 5.5 x 6

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? car

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? my yard is private

008. Ever jacked at school? yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? neighbor

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? used to

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? ky

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? dad

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? nothing

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes/no

022. Where do you jack off at most? bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?[/b][/QUOTE] cut

08-09-2013, 08:18 AM
Vinnie it's a pleasure to answer your polls and read the remarks of others

1. 70
2. J/O when ever able at my age; when younger it seemed all the time
3. Right; left to have feeling of another jerking me off
4. Flaccid all the time now at 2"; when erect it's 7"
5. Now ooze
6. Hay loft against the old dried wood it would be soaked up
7. Yes, during the day in the woods; at night in a park, after returning from a strip joint
8. No - at school; Yes - at work
9. 12 years
10 By accident; heard others school say, "have you yanked it yet". On toilet , penis itched,
scratched it and became addicted to several times a daily masturbation.
11. When younger lots of cum; now a drip or two, just enough to add water, create hundreds of tiny
bubbles and drink it.
12. Yes
13. spit, precum, vasoline, butter, cooking oil, K-Y Jelly, now only store brand water base lube
14. No ; caught a friend, we were both age 13, he wanted me to join him, told him I didn't do it, left
the room went to bath room and jerked off, when returned to room, he said you just jerked off,
I said no, he just laughed, I'll bet my face was red as a beet.
15. Yes
16. It was a one way webcam session, she watched me on her monitor.
17. Stimulation is thinking of the very first time; and of an older friend sticking objects into my piss
hole, this was before I knew anything about sex or masturbation, now porn, Dick. Net videos and
pictures, sexy stories on the Web
18. Yes
19. When younger very thick; now juicy and thin
20. No longer on stomach, one time it was all the time, into contaner mixed with a beverage to drink
into toilet, sin, paper products, on ground, into tub water to watch it come to top of water as little
'smoe puffs', into a condom, into my hand, artifical vibrating vagina
21. Yes tried mahy times, never could reach my dick
22. In bed at the computer, bath room, Adult theater and video booth a few times
23. Cut, I refer to it as "clipped", sounds a bit cleaner.
I enjoyed doing this poll, now to view the responses of others....thanks Vinnie.

08-09-2013, 11:37 AM
001. How old are you? 64

002. How often do you jack off? 2 or 3 a day

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 6 at most

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoots a little

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? stack of tires on a Navy ship

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes Woods and marsh near home

008. Ever jacked at school? no, but boners under library table looking at wrestling photos in encyclopedia

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?12 maybe

010. How did you learn how to jack off? humping pillow

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? no

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? no..except for pressure of a cushion occasisonaly

013. If you use lube, what do you use? n/a

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? mom

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017. What do you usually jack off to? too many things to list

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? maybe a younger guy at work but they dont last

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no

022. Where do you jack off at most? home

023. Are you cut or uncut?cut
__________________
Vinnie_2008
Be PROUD of what you have.

08-11-2013, 04:09 PM
1. How old are you? 32
2. How often do you jack off? Up to 6 times a day
3. With which hand? Right
4. How big is your penis? almost 4inches hard
5. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? depends how horny i am, mostly oozes though
6. Wheres the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? in the middle of a street late at night , dont think i was caught
7. Ever jacked off outdoors? see above
8. Ever jacked at school? not that i can recall
9. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? hmmm maybe 15
10. How did you learn how to jack off? a boy told me to wank him when i was 14
11. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? loads!
12. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? nah
13. If you use lube, what do you use? see above
14. Ever been caught jackin off? yes, by aunt...rather awkward from then on for a while ha ha
15. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no but have cammed for men a lot
16. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? see above
17. What do you usually jack off to? too much to mention, but all very kinky/perverted
18. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes, a lot, makes for an exciting wank
19. Is your semen thin or thick? it varies on the number of wanks i have but mainly quite thick
20. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? onto a table a lot then lick it up
21. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? tried a long time ago...failed terribly!
22. Where do you jack off at most? at home
23. Are you cut or uncut? uncut

08-12-2013, 10:08 PM
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4


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1. How old are you? 38
2. How often do you jack off? never I get sucked off twice a day but I still jack sometimes, maybe once a wk
3. With which hand? Right
4. How big is your penis? 7
5. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? when Im getting jerker off, I dont know why but I usually shoot my shoulder but some oozes
6. Wheres the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? into a hole I cut into a microwaved corn beef rap
7. Ever jacked off outdoors? yes, when I was a kid, we had a circle jerk around the camp fire
8. Ever jacked at school? it was hard with no chicks as a kid
9. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12
10. How did you learn how to jack off? i followed my brother
11. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? a bit, not much
12. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? anything but usually spit. No lube makes the skin of ur cockdie & smell
13. If you use lube, what do you use? mostly a drizzle from my mouth
14. Ever been caught jackin off? my mum walked in once when I was a kid
15. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yep, theres a couple on here
16. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? luv it
17. What do you usually jack off to? the thought of nice big cock!
18. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? no
19. Is your semen thin or thick? medium I guess but Im no expert
20. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? if I jack off, usually its in the shower and I cum in the drain
21. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I cant so I started doing yoga
22. Where do you jack off at most? in the shower
23. Are you cut or uncut? uncut
:tonguewag:

08-15-2013, 01:48 AM
Im new here so i guess this is a good place to start!

1. How old are you? 25
2. How often do you jack off? Daily
3. With which hand? Right
4. How big is your penis? 7
5. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoot
6. Wheres the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? airplane
7. Ever jacked off outdoors? yes, camping
8. Ever jacked at school? no
9. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12ish i think? I remember it was in my friends pop up camper. We were jacking off together
10. How did you learn how to jack off? just figured it out
11. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? some
12. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? sometimes lotion
13. If you use lube, what do you use? lotion
14. Ever been caught jackin off? no
15. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes
16. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no
17. What do you usually jack off to? porn
18. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes
19. Is your semen thin or thick? somewhere in between?
20. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? old t-shirt
21. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no, not flexible
22. Where do you jack off at most? at the computer
23. Are you cut or uncut? cut

08-20-2013, 12:33 PM
001. How old are you? 33

002. How often do you jack off? at least twice daily

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 6.5" average girth

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? mostly oozes out

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? church parking lot

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? yep, various parks

008. Ever jacked at school? nope

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? I wanna say I was 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? it came naturally

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? I rarely precum

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? occasionally in the shower I use soap

013. If you use lube, what do you use? usually KY

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? yep my younger brother and I asked him to join me

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes I have

017. What do you usually jack off to? fantasies in my head

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? occasionally

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? on my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I have tried and cannot :(

022. Where do you jack off at most? shower

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

08-20-2013, 02:27 PM
54
3x a week
right
7.5
spurt, then ooze
work restroom
yes, outdoors, camping
no
6th grade
neighbor taught me, i was 10 he was 12
sometimes
lube
no
yes
yes have skype and oovoo
fantasies in my head
thick
shoot all over my stomach, chest
tried, but not much luck- have to have someone do it for me
cut

08-20-2013, 03:43 PM
[QUOTE=Vinnie_2008;8886]I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.


[b]
001. How old are you? 56

002. How often do you jack off? 3-4 times a week

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? flaccid: 11cm; hard 19cm

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? sometimes shoot out

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? forest

008. Ever jacked at school? yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? by myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? a question of time

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? no

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? no

017. What do you usually jack off to?

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? sometime

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? when I was young I could

022. Where do you jack off at most? bed and shower

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut with 25 years

08-20-2013, 08:26 PM
[QUOTE=Vinnie_2008;8886]I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.


[b]
001. How old are you? 65

002. How often do you jack off? 3-4 times a week

003. With which hand? alternate left and right

004. How big is your penis? 6 3/4 inches long X 6 1/2 around

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shoots but not too far anymore

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? on a tractor, in a combine

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? in the mountains hunting elk

008. Ever jacked at school? yes many times and even in college too

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? probably about 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? 2 friends of mine got together in an outdoor toilet

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Too damned much

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? No, got enough precum to do the job

013. If you use lube, what do you use? some clear slick shit, I don't know the name

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? Ha, ya when I was about 12, by my Dad

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes. lots of time for women

017. What do you usually jack off to? women

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yep, alot of them

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? onto my stomach

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? I have tried, but can only reach with my tongue, I'm not very flexible

022. Where do you jack off at most? in front of the computor

023. Are you cut or uncut?Uncut

08-21-2013, 12:45 AM
001. How old are you?
- 36

002. How often do you jack off?
- Almost daily

003. With which hand?
- Right

004. How big is your penis?
- 4.9in length 5in girth

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
- Shoot first, ooze later

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
- Resort bathroom without doors

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
- Yes. On the open street at the middle of the night

008. Ever jacked at school?
- Yeah

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
- 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
- Exploration

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
- Yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
- Nope

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
- N/A

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
- Yes. By my sister.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
- Yes. Check here at the site.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
- Yes. Thru skype.

017. What do you usually jack off to?
- M2F videos, girl photos.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
- Nope

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
- Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
- Sometimes

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
- Nope

022. Where do you jack off at most?
- Bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut?
- Cut

08-25-2013, 08:33 PM
001. How old are you?

23

002. How often do you jack off?

Before antidepressants: 2-3 times daily
During antidepressants: 1 time daily

003. With which hand?

Both

004. How big is your penis?

Depends on mood; 7" - 8" long, 6" thick.

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

At work, in the office.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?

In the woods while camping, in my back yard.

008. Ever jacked at school?

Not to my recollection.

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?

11.

010. How did you learn how to jack off?

It was the most natural thing I ever did.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?

Nah, occasional pearls.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?

Nope. Dry rubbin'.

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

Occasionally body oil / lotion.

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

Random people, parents, roommates, etc.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

Just did. I'm trying to edit it down to 200 MB right now. Also, I have filmed several others that have been lost in the vortex.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

On www.myfreecams.com.

017. What do you usually jack off to?

Beautiful women having a genuinely good time with themselves.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

Some of the ladies, occasionally.

019. Is your semen thick or thin?

Pretty damn thick nowadays.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

Any kind of disposable paper material.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?

I can get my whole head in my mouth when I feel especially flexible.

022. Where do you jack off at most?

At my home desk.

023. Are you cut or uncut?

Cut, dammit.

08-25-2013, 09:28 PM
001. How old are you?

32

002. How often do you jack off?

3x a day

003. With which hand?

usually my right

004. How big is your penis?

over 9"

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?

shoots out

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?

at the casino after winning a hand of poker worth over $5000 for the first time

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?

Yes, behind the Philadelphia Art Museum

008. Ever jacked at school?

No, but I've gotten a few handjobs

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?

11

010. How did you learn how to jack off?

porn and playing with it

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?

Lots

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?

usually lotion, sometimes vaseline

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

astro glide

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?

surprisingly no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?

yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?

no

017. What do you usually jack off to?

throat gagging videos

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?

yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?

a mixture, more thick than thin though

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?

usually a tissue

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?

no,I doubt it

022. Where do you jack off at most?

my couch, my bathroom, my bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?

cut

08-26-2013, 08:41 PM
001. How old are you? 23

002. How often do you jack off? Not that often

003. With which hand? Right Hand

004. How big is your penis? About 7, almost 7 1/2

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? Both

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? At a customers house

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? Yes, dont remember

008. Ever jacked at school? No

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12 or 13

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Someone told me about it. But i did it on my own, by myself.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? No

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? Oh Yes, lotion, but not much anymore

013. If you use lube, what do you use? Lotion

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes, wasnt that popular

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? Yes, I like to show off.

017. What do you usually jack off to? Women. I am not bi or gay

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? No

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Can be both.

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Yes. I like to do this.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? Yes I have tried, I cant. I wish I could.

022. Where do you jack off at most? Home, I live alone. Until my girlfriend moves in.

023. Are you cut or uncut?[/QUOTE] Cut.

08-26-2013, 11:01 PM
001. How old are you?
18

002. How often do you jack off?
every other day, sometimes every day

003. With which hand?
both

004. How big is your penis?
5.8" or 14.5 cm

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
at school

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
no

008. Ever jacked at school?
yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
about twelve

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
experimented

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
a fair bit

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
saliva

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
-

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
no

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
no

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn or imagination

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
yes, boy crushes i'm friends with

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
pretty thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
in a towel or a tissue

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
yes, no

022. Where do you jack off at most?
bedroom and under the shower

023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut

08-27-2013, 08:01 PM
001. How old are you?
23

002. How often do you jack off?
Couple time a week

003. With which hand?
No preference. sometime I use both

004. How big is your penis?
almost 6 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Depends on the situation

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
in the woods and in a car

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
in the woods against a tree.

008. Ever jacked at school?
nope

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
14

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
taught myself. whatever felt good

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
not usually

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
not really

013. If you use lube, what do you use?


014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
not yet

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
depends but usually on the ticker side

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
I don't always shoot into something. I usually just let what happens happen.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
wouldn't that be nice!

022. Where do you jack off at most?
by the pc

023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut!

08-28-2013, 08:51 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you? 42

002. How often do you jack off? 5- times a week

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 6, tops

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? shootsa bit then oozes

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? In my car dureing the day after I had bought some porn. was leafing thru a mag while driving and couldnt wait.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? in the parking area of an apartment house i lived at, at night.

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? I dontknow

010. How did you learn how to jack off? guess I was just inspired.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? not that much

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? astroglide

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? just wife.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? alot

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? ALOT

017. What do you usually jack off to? many things. love alot of types of porn, but if I really wanna cum, or am having trouble, cumshot compilations usuall work

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? no

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Pretty thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? Usually on stomach or onto floor, or bed etc. But ive cum inro cups, on plates.....a chair then sat on it a couple times( cam) , umm....on food....lol

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes and NODAMMIT

022. Where do you jack off at most? bed I guess

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

08-30-2013, 08:59 AM
001. How old are you?
43

002. How often do you jack off?
Every day

003. With which hand?
Right

004. How big is your penis?
17 cm / 6.9 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Oozes

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
On top of a castle in France

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Too many places to mention here

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
Kind of came instinctively (no pun intended)

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
No

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Dad

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Yes

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Neither. It tends to trickle down my cock onto my balls.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
No

022. Where do you jack off at most?
In front of the PC

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

09-03-2013, 05:19 PM
001. How old are you? 19

002. How often do you jack off? almost every day

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? between 6.5 to 7in erect

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? both

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? school but didn't cum

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? No

008. Ever jacked at school? Yes but did't cum

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 13-14

010. How did you learn how to jack off? friends and the internet

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? A bit

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? No

013. If you use lube, what do you use? N/A

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? No

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? Yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? No

017. What do you usually jack off to? Teen boy and girl porn and memories of sexual experans

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? Yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? both from time to time

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? both from time to time

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Yes. Can you? No just lick the tip

022. Where do you jack off at most? At home in bed or on the toilet

023. Are you cut or uncut? Uncut

09-04-2013, 11:35 PM
1. 21
2. Alot
3. Right
4. 5.25 inches long, average girth
5. I don't want to brag but I can shoot pretty far. I can also make it ooze!
6. mini golf course
7. I've jacked off plenty of times in the woods around my house.
8. Never jacked off at school
9. I can't remember my exact age but it might have been around 14 when something actually came out.
10. I learned to jack off from watching alot of porn
11. I get a small amount of precum when I masturbate.
12. I have used spit, Vasoline, water based lube, sillicon based lube, shampoo, body wash, and water to jack off with.
13. I use Passion water based lube. Sillicon lube is the worst.
14. I'm pretty sure I've been caught but no one has confronted me about it.
15. Yes
16. Yes plenty of times back when Omeggle and chatroulet where huge.
17. I usually jack off to shemales but I have a lot of other interests when it comes to that material.
18. I have a slightly feminin guy friend that I sometimes fantasies about.
19. On the thin side
20. I try to shoot a load into something
21. I tried....
22. In my bed
23. Uncut

09-05-2013, 09:02 PM
001. How old are you? 42

002. How often do you jack off? every night

003. With which hand? right

004. How big is your penis? 4 1/2 - 5

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? First shot then ooze.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? While at a motel sharing a bed sleeping with my Pop.

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? At the beach in the middle of the night.

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off? Have had the natural habit all my life.

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? Depends how long I have been on DN.

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? spit

014. Ever been caught jackin off? Son

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? yes

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? usually DN or Xtube, I have a great imiganation and love the fantasies I have.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? Thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? sometimes if I can shower afterward, usually on a towel.

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? yes and I wish I could, life would be soooo good!

022. Where do you jack off at most? In my office chair

023. Are you cut or uncut? cut

09-08-2013, 12:02 AM
001. How old are you?
22
002. How often do you jack off?
daily
003. With which hand?
right
004. How big is your penis?
6.5 inches
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoot
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
On an island
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Never
008. Ever jacked at school?
Nope
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
By accident
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
Sometimes
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Nope
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
N/A
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
Yes, my mom(super embarrassing lol)
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yep. http://www.dick.net/videos/video/&v=250830
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
nope
017. What do you usually jack off to?
My imagination, sometimes porn.
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Sometimes
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
Stomach
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Never,No
022. Where do you jack off at most?
My room
023. Are you cut or uncut?
Cut

09-09-2013, 09:23 PM
Giving up Vinnie, still can`t anything to move...no problem.. get started too late to answer these Q`s anyway..long work days for me I`m afraid.. very tired all the time anyway, sorry buddy..got to quit my work and don`t know how to stop.. after 50 years ..te he:)

09-14-2013, 10:32 AM
001. How old are you?
18

002. How often do you jack off?
Daily

003. With which hand?
Left

004. How big is your penis?
7.7 Inches long and 5.6 girth

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
Shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
Public urinal

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
In the forest by my cottage, I even have some videos!

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yes

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Around 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
I just found out by my self

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
A medium amount

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Sometimes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Spit :)

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
No

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
Yes! Lots

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
Several times

017. What do you usually jack off to?
Gay porn, straight porn, just girls.

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
Sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?
Kinda thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
My stomach or into my mouth

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
Yes and I can

022. Where do you jack off at most?
My bedroom

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut and I love it!

09-17-2013, 05:08 AM
001. How old are you? 46

002. How often do you jack off? at least once a day, sometimes more.

003. With which hand?right

004. How big is your penis?about 8 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?most of the time shoots, but sometimes oozes.

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?church

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?yes, at a park

008. Ever jacked at school?no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?12

010. How did you learn how to jack off?just learned myself

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use?KY liquid personal lubricant

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?yes, sister and roommate in college.

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?lol, yes. I have several posted on this site.

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?yes, many times.

017. What do you usually jack off to?mostly porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?usually stomach or hand

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?yes, not quite but close.

022. Where do you jack off at most?at home on couch

023. Are you cut or uncut?cut

09-21-2013, 05:32 PM
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you?
31
002. How often do you jack off?
twice a day or more

003. With which hand?
Right
004. How big is your penis?
5 1/2

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
A plane under the blanket

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
Yes a few times - woods - cemetery

008. Ever jacked at school?
Yep

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
Not sure 10-13 somewhere there maybe

010. How did you learn how to jack off?
got some baby lotion on me and rubbed it in reaction started and that's the start of it lol

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
sometimes but not all the time

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
Occasionally lotion/ oil/ saliva etc

013. If you use lube, what do you use?
see above

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
once by a work colleague

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes
017. What do you usually jack off to?
Asian porn alot

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
sometimes
019. Is your se
men thick or thin?
thin

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
into something

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
no and not a chance lol like a foot a try

022. Where do you jack off at most?
Bed

023. Are you cut or uncut?
Uncut


Great questions

09-22-2013, 10:54 PM
001. How old are you?
20
002. How often do you jack off?
3/week
003. With which hand?
left
004. How big is your penis?
8.7" (bone-pressed) long
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
shoot always - oozed once
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
My Room
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
nope
008. Ever jacked at school?
nope
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
12
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
12
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
yup
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
Vaseline - Soap - Shampoo
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
yes, my mom
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
yes
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
not till ejaculation
017. What do you usually jack off to?
Bobbi Starr - Famous Pornstar
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
nope
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
My Stomach
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
nope - i can't
022. Where do you jack off at most?
Bathroom
023. Are you cut or uncut?
cut

09-24-2013, 12:15 AM
001. How old are you?
23
002. How often do you jack off?
once or more everyday
003. With which hand?
both
004. How big is your penis?
8inch
005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?
both
006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?
forget
007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?
not really
008. Ever jacked at school?
no
009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?
14
010. How did you learn how to jack off?
forget
011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?
not really, some
012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?
yes
013. If you use lube, what do you use?
vaseline
014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?
mom
015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?
no
016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?
yes
017. What do you usually jack off to?
tits
018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?
no
019. Is your semen thick or thin?
thick
020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?
both
021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?
no
022. Where do you jack off at most?
bed
023. Are you cut or uncut?
uncut

09-24-2013, 02:36 PM
Originally Posted by Vinnie_2008 View Post
I saw this at another site and thought it might be fun. I couldn't find a similar thread here, but if there is one, I will delete this one.



001. How old are you? 60

002. How often do you jack off? once a fortnight

003. With which hand?both

004. How big is your penis? close to 6

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze? one shot then ooze

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at? bus

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? beach, forest

008. Ever jacked at school? no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated? 12

010. How did you learn how to jack off? playing with self

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off? yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yes

013. If you use lube, what do you use? precum, spit, bodywash

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom? room mate

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off? no

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yes

017. What do you usually jack off to? imagination, video

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off? sometimes

019. Is your semen thick or thin? thick but no longer white

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something? thigh

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you? no

022. Where do you jack off at most? bed

023. Are you cut or uncut? loose cut

09-25-2013, 06:24 PM
001. How old are you? 18

002. How often do you jack off?-------3 to 4 times a day

003. With which hand?-------my right hand

004. How big is your penis?--------about 6.5 inches

005. Does your semen shoot out or ooze?------both

006. Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked off at?-------walmarts bathroom

007. Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at?------no

008. Ever jacked at school?--------no

009. How old were you the first time you ejaculated?------maybe 11

010. How did you learn how to jack off?-------internet

011. Do you get lots of precum when you are jackin off?--------yes

012. Ever use anything for lube to jack with?-----------spit

013. If you use lube, what do you use?

014. Ever been caught jackin off? If yes, by whom?------nope

015. Ever made a video of yourself jackin off?------nope

016. Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?----------yes, a lot

017. What do you usually jack off to?--------other men jacking off or str8 porn

018. Ever think about any of your friends when you jack off?--------yes

019. Is your semen thick or thin?----------thick

020. Do you shoot on your stomach or into something?-----------toilet or a napkin

021. Ever tried to suck yourself? Can you?-----------yes, but i cant

022. Where do you jack off at most?------bathroom

023. Are you cut or uncut?----cut


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